Brainstem collection!

Die, stupid humans-! OH CRAP
Majestic Agents!

Fighting to deny-
No, Luke… I am your father
That’s IMPOSSIBLE!

Mysterious past
Time for my daily flashback!
Shadow the Hedgehog

Chemistry is hard
Despite their name, solutions
Are not as easy

Storm, sand, snowtroopers
But the best troopers of all
Are the beach troopers

Where’s clone trooper man?
Pesky Jango, storm troopers
All confusing me

Earth’s second smartest
The message was this: ‘So long,
Thanks for all the fish’

In the beginning
Universe was created
Regarded bad move

Where’s mah Vader toast?!
Wow, haiku that’s totally
Unintentional

Abstinence heart says
LUV RAWKS! But STIs do
NOT. Stay safe children

I had to kill Zam
Dad! You said Zam ran away!
Hard truth of life, son

My wrists are simply
A screaming cacophony
Of horrible pain

Know what’s an awesome
Word? Placebo – a fancy
Name for sugar pill

Clone trooper man sighs
Ponders existence, decides
Shoot first ask later

We were all perfect
As ideas, but we are
Now full of mistakes

Kaminoans are
So creepy, especially
The one named Taun We

To memorize the
Terms in Biology, you
Can try some haiku

Some alveoli
Gas exchange, some latin word
One alveolus

On youtube, 3 year
Old’s summary of Star Wars
Obi Kenobi!

Tusken Raiders run
Moisture farms evaporate
AN ANGREE BANTHA

Try easing the pain
Writing with my left hand does
Little to help it

Austin vs. Cow
Best way to cook tasty treat?
Use Zap-O-Matic

Chem from fifty five
To seventy, still- Bio
Test was ninety one

A heart warming scene
Is not complete without a
Mime with two sparklers

It would be awkward
To have this exposed
Your duodenum

EDIT: LOL I'm having a lot of trouble with the formatting. It's not saving the way I want it to... ARGHH.

A/N: Most of these as you can tell are about Star Wars. Some of them are about obscure things you’d never get unless you knew me. XD And some are about my school work. I write them during school so that’s to be expected. Two are from that time when I thought I had carpal tunnel and my hands hurt like hell.

EXPECT MANY MORE IN THE FUTUUUUREEEE!