AN: What happens when the snob is snubbed? This never really happened, but sometimes I wish it would have.

Stylish

Your face is out of season

Your lies are not in vogue

The smiles you give are ancient

You think that I don't know

Little problem here, mister antiquated

I've been around

I know your type, so unsophisticated

You won't catch me with your bargain bin grin

Yes, you can drop the act now

Who wears their hair like that, anyway?

Leave me to my fashions

Just turn and walk away

I saw you later, with her

A girl in autumn colors

Did she know she should have gone for summer?

The whole outfit was a mistake

You told her to wait, for just a second

Before walking to me in runway strides

Grinning at my glare you said then,

"The 90s called they want their angst back."