Canadian Badassery

That's right, we're badass now.

You had better fear

Your gentle-mannered neighbours to the north,

Because

By night

We like to

Fuck people's shit up.

We drink our Molson's,

Then we tend to stuff rags

Into the empty bottles,

Set 'em alight,

And throw them

Into the nearest friggin' American Eagle.

Just for kicks.

Of course,

If anyone's injured,

We'll say sorry...