|I Say It Like It Is, That Is That
Author: Dont Mock The Week PM
This is everything I can think of basically. A collection of funny things i've heard in my lifetime, rants about stuff, and lots of randomness, also keeping up with my life...kinda. Anyway, its pretty much everything. Go on read it, you want to.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 04-02-10 - Published: 01-21-09 - Status: Complete - id: 2624891
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NOTE BEFORE THE FIRST NOTE: You can probably just skip everything up until about chapter 5 or 6, because that's when I actually started to write fairly well. You won;t be disappointed. Now on to the original note I wrote a couple of months back.
NOTE: I've edited this first chapter because it was a bit crappy since I wrote it over a year ago, and over a year ago, I was pretty annoying and tedious. Much like I am now, except now I can be boring and tedious for longer. So try to enjoy, and please keep reading, I update every so often, so if you can try to read this whole, review, and stuff like that, I'll keep writing, and it'll be more enjoyable for all of us. Just to say, this is not a pillow-book, feelings book, or whatever you want to call it (even if I do go off a bit on one 'chapter'), so its probably a more accurate 'biography' than most things on here. Just read review, won't take that long and it'll make one socially challenged (not mentally) boy feel happy. I'll stop now. I might start again during, or at the end of this one.
Well, here we go. I've never done anything like this before, so this may not be interesting for the first few entries, but here goes.
Hi my name is Luke, im 14 (15 now), and I live in the United Kingdom, in Wales. Some of my interests include rugby (Llanelli Scarlets!!) and football, or soccer for people in America.
I'll be telling you about what's going on in my life at the moment, and funny stuff that happens. Seriously, REALLY funny stuff (well, it isn't all that funny, but bear with it). I'll give you an example.
Today in English, I had to answer a question on food. It was, 'Do you enjoy a cooked breakfast?'.
I thought, yes, because I always stick my cereal in the oven.
Maybe I got the wrong end of the stick, well I always do. Enough for now, speak to you soon!!
Yeah, not very good was it? Trust me, it gets much better (especially after the first few), so read on, and you'll hear about more of my exploits. Plus it wasn't edited that much after all. Still boring.