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My Weird Dreams
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I have lots of weird and freaky dreams... Well, some of them aren't that weird...
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WEIRD DREAMS

I have lots of weird and freaky dreams. I write them down as soon as I get up. I don't know how or why I remember my dreams. I have a great memory, I guess. And I sometimes I see color in my dreams.

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November 2003. This dream is about me and a hairdryer.

I was home alone, and it was fine until the night. I heard sounds and I was freaking out. Then I heard the door creek. I opened it and seen a person with a ski mask on. They had a knife. I screamed and ran into the bathroom. They trapped me in there, and the only offense that I had was the hairdryer. I grabbed it and turned it on. I pointed it to them and it killed them. I ran out and called the police.

THE END. That was one weird dream. Hairdryers, a weapon? That is too funny!

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