Heeey, all! This is the scariest story ever by:

Xroxiegirlx (her parts of story in italics)

Crysta Mayville (her parts are underlined)

Fair warning: This story gets pretty ….uuuhhh...weird…in a kinky way, so if that’s not your thing leave now. Kay, here it is.

Crysta and Roxie were watching TV when the power went out. It was pitch black and they couldn’t see a thing. Suddenly they heard a sound… footsteps. They were coming from the roof. “Santa?” their little brother, Erwin, said.

“I don’t think so.” said Crysta, trying not to let her wild imagination get the better of her.

“It’s the middle of summer, dipshit.” said Roxie, rolling her eyes. They heard the creature stomp and they saw his giant hairy foot appear through the hole in the wall.

“EEEEEEEEK!” screamed Erwin, running into his room. Roxie and Crysta just stared as the monster fell through the roof, sending a shower of debris toward the two girls. It was even worse than Crysta’s imagined stalker, with hairy legs, human ears and eyes, and a pig snout.

“Is that… manbearpig?” asked Crysta, dumbfounded. They ran out the front door and down the street. Neither of them knew exactly where they were going until they got there. It was the Dinner Time Strip Club. When they walked in, they saw… their mom.

“Mom! What the hell?” screamed Roxie.

“Hey, sweetie,” asked their mom happily, dancing around a strip pole, “What are you doing here?”

“Gah! Now I am scarred for freaking life…” muttered Crysta, trying not to watch.

“Don’t be such a baby, dear,” said their mom, “This isn’t even real.” Suddenly Crysta woke up.

“Oh my gosh!” She was in the middle of history class, and everyone was staring at her.

“Crysta, you get a detention for falling asleep!” said Ms. Chokesondick.

“Shit!” said Crysta. Roxie laughed hysterically.

“You…You were screaming out every…everything in your dream!” she gasped. Crysta banged her head on the desk.

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