Xing's One Bad Day

Disclaimer: Xing, don't kill me.......your my hero........

One day, Xing looked at his computer screen.

"Yawn. Another boring day of running that stupid !#$# site," said Xing.

Xing didn't know that God heard him.

"That Xing. I guess I'll show him," said God.

Suddenly....

"What the?!" Xing proclaimed.

He noticed that a bug has been formed in the discussion forum.

"What happend to all the posts?" asked Xing.

Suddenly, Xing heard a voice.

"XING THIS IS GOD!"

"Oh !#$. Um, hi God!" replied our shocked character.

"Xing, I will squash the bug if you will take down that sad joke of a thing called ." replied God.

"Um God. There are 500,000 people on it. I don't want to disappoint them." replied Xing.

"Xing. I understand. I will see how much pain your people can suffer before they lose faith in you." replied Xing.

Xing being confidence replied," God, they will always love the site no matter what."

God replied," We will see Xing, we will see."

Xing suddenly noticed that the Hit count and the Hit to Ratio count had been completely deleted.

"NO!" screamed Xing.

Xing notices that the members of the are moaning. About 400 people immediately quit, but most stay.

Xing replies," See God? They still stay."

God shrugs off the comment and replies," Xing, we will see."

Xing then sees his site on USA Today.

"Oh no. Now our site is going to be overflooded." said Xing.

Xing suffers many server crashes and is forced to buy more servers.

"AAAAAGGGhH. That server costed me my life saving!" screamed Xing.

"Do you give up? Are you going to give up ?" asked God.

"Never. God, I love this site. Please, these members love writing." replied Xing.

God saw how much Xing wanted the site to stay.

"I'll give the site my blessing." replied God.

Xing then notices that on the site came out the feature "People with this on their favorite list".

Xing said," Thank you God."

God replied,"I'm not done fool. I have more to give."

Xing then sees the forum bug getting crushed.

Xing was in awe.

God simply said,"That's nothing. I'll show you what I did to the tower of babel."

God then gave the people of the ability to choose the different language option.

God finally said," Here's my most important blessing."

Xing notices the remove review option. He also sees the secondary genre option.

Xing was grateful. He said," God, thank you so much for the blessings."

God said," No problem. Just make sure no one trashes me."

Xing easily said," No problem God."

Xing live happily ever after.