AN: I apologize for the long wait. And that it's so short. I intended for it to be longer but it just didn't work out that way. Eh.

CHAPTER TWO.

cupcakes and candies and lollipops, oh my!

Tues, 10/07/07 4:26 AM
Subject: row, row, row your boat.
(fuckyou666) add.

I'm awake. And there's nothing to fucking do. You're probably sleeping still, prissy little bitch. Fuck. I don't even know why the hell that's the title. Sounds like a little kid is sending this, damn. I'm too lazy to change it though. Hah. I have cupcakes in front of me. They're supposed to be for my nephew's birthday or whatever. Fuck it. They're going to have to buy more, tch. I'm fucking bored. You better be online damn it. This assignment-thing should be good for something man.

Tues, 10/07/07 5:12 AM
Re: row, row, row your boat.
(wrongnumber) add.

Has anyone ever told you that normal people should be sleeping this early in the morning? And, honestly, 'row, row, row your boat'? I'm not even going to comment on that part about eating your nephew's cupcakes. And if you're truly bored, you should be sleeping. Did that ever occur to you? Sleep is good for you and all, especially considering there's school today. SLEEP. That is really the only advice I have for you. And as I can sleep for about two more hours, I'm leaving. Go back to bed.

Tues, 10/07/07 5:18 AM
Re: row, row, row your boat.
(fuckyou666) add.

Can't fucking sleep. I don't think those damn cupcakes helped any either. And if I can't fucking sleep, you can't sleep, yeah? Yeah. So drag your lazy ass out of bed and talk to me. You have to be more entertaining than the fucking clock. Damn thing is starting to piss me off.

Tues, 10/07/07 5:26 AM
Re: row, row, row your boat.
(wrongnumber) add.

Honestly, your lack of ability to sleep isn't my problem. Just lie down and close your eyes – stop pestering me. I don't appreciate it, and I'm not here solely for your amusement. Some people actually like to sleep and be well-rested for the following day. So unless you have some serious issue you need to unload, shut up and sleep, because quite frankly, I'm not interested.

Tues, 10/07/07 5:38 AM
Re: row, row, row your boat.
(fuckyou666) add.

The fuck is your problem? It's not that early, you whiny bitch. And you should be interested. What if I was thinking of suicide or some shit and you just blew me off and I actually decided to go through with it? Huh? What then, bitch?

Tues, 10/07/07 5:53 AM
Re: row, row, row your boat.
(wrongnumber) add.

One, I don't believe you're smart enough to pull it off in the first place. Second, stop your complaining. I'll talk to you later. Surely you can hold off that self-destructive need for a few hours. As it is, I'm really not in the mood to read about your complaints and reply. And if you really are feeling suicidal, talk to a professional.

Tues, 10/07/07 6:05 AM
Re: row, row, row your boat.
(fuckyou666) add.

…I hate you. Come on, just for a little while? Uh, pretty please with lollipops on top? I'll play nice. Come on dude, I'm bored out of my fucking mind.

Tues, 10/07/07 6:18 AM
Re: row, row, row your boat.
(wrongnumber) add.

If I we ever meet, I'm punching you.

On to other news: how do you feel? I mean that in the sense of: is there anything wrong? While I may not have known you for long, somehow I doubted 'pretty please' was in your vocabulary. Are you really that desperate for company and conversation? Surely there's something more interesting you could be doing. I'm not exactly the most pleasant of people in the morning.

Tues, 10/07/07 6:29 AM
Re: row, row, row your boat.
(fuckyou666) add.

Punch me and I'll punch you back, bitch.

And I already answered that damn it. I'm bored. Enter-fucking-tain me. And I'm not fucking desperate you whore. Just bored. Damn.

Tues, 10/07/07 6:38 AM
Re: row, row, row your boat.
(wrongnumber) add.

You'll punch me back? Oh, I'm sure.

And I can not and will not 'enter-fucking-tain' you. Don't you have someone else to pester? I just want to sleep. Surely you can wait until I return home? Somehow I doubt this is a calamitous situation. And, in that case, I trust you should go to sleep, as formerly discussed, or find someone else. Now that I have explained that to you, leave me be and let me sleep.

Tues, 10/07/07 6:53 AM
Re: row, row, row your boat.
(fuckyou666) add.

Don't mock me asshole.

Eh. You're fun to 'pester' you prissy bitch. No one has quite as much bite as you do, eh? 'Sides, I still don't feel like sleeping. Therefore you should stay up with me. 'Least until school starts. So stop your fucking whining and take it like the bitch you are. Or something like that. I don't really give a shit either way. Tch.

Tues, 10/07/07 7:39 AM
Re: row, row, row your boat.
(wrongnumber) add.

At this moment, I hate you. I never did get back to sleep, as I'm sure you've figured out by now, and I have school in about thirty minutes. 'Therefore': fuck you.

I'll e-mail you when I get back home.

Tues, 10/07/07 7:43 AM
Re: row, row, row your boat.
(fuckyou666) add.

Fuck you too bitch.

Talk to ya later.