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Author: Bad Luck Walking
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Published: 01-30-09 - Updated: 01-30-09 - Complete - id:2628907

WARNING: Doesn't make any fucking sense at all...

Slash-ey references...


It's all around… Getting stronger, coming closer into my world…
I can feel that it's time for me to face it…
Can I take it?

POV#1

"Do you need something?" I asked Mira, who was poking his head in the dorm room I shared with our friend, Dio. He shrugged,

"Not really," he murmured coming into the room. He sat on the bed and proceeded to look at me. I rolled my eyes and went back to typing p my essay.

"Your typewriter is quite the anachronism. Why don't you borrow Yuki's laptop?" he asked. I turned back to look at him. Yuki was another one of our friends.

"I rather like my typewriter, thank you very much," I grumbled, crossing my arms and giving him a look of doom.

"Does it remind you of the halcyon days of your childhood? In which you ran through the meadows naked?"

I blinked,

"I have amnesia. I don't have a childhood as far as I'm concerned."

He shrugged again,

"How goes the essay?" he asked, kicking his legs like a little kid.

"It was doing fine, until you interrupted me."

He grinned,

"I have a rather prescient feeling that if you complete your essay by tomorrow, it will be a Herculean feat."

"What is up with you and the weird words?" I asked turning back to trying to write my poor, abandoned essay. He was getting annoying…

"Mou, so mean. Should I raise up my metaphorical aegis?" he asked pouting.

"Mira! Get the hell out!"

Ware 2

I like it I’m not gonna crack
I miss you I’m not gonna crack
I love you I’m not gonna crack
I killed you I’m not gonna crack

POV#2

“Turn the light off!” I whined pulling the pillow over my eyes. I could hear my purple haired roommate, Reni, making similar complaints.

“You two are being the epitome of lethargy. Are you guys on drugs?” asked Mira, turning the lights back off.

“Whaa?” I asked tiredly.

“It’s almost three in the afternoon,” he informed us, sitting at my desk.

“Go away…” mumbled Reni, “you’re annoying…”

“Up! Up! Leave the dark, stygian hole which is your dorm room!” he exclaimed tossing a pillow at me.

“Sod off…” I groaned burying my face in my bed.

“Get up, my Lilliputian minded friends! We need to go wake Yuki up!” he whined tackling me.

“Why?!” I yelped, pushing him off my bed. He cocked his head to the side and looked at me cutely,

“I wanna go get ice cream.”

It was silent for a moment until,

“Yeah, like Sorrel said, sod off,” grumbled Reni, rolling over. Mira pouted again,

“If you get up, I’ll grant you Paeans worthy of the greatest gods!” he whined.

“GTFO,” Reni said, finally getting up and pushing him out the door. Once the annoyance was gone, he turned back to me and smirked,

“Now that we’re both up, we might as well do something productive.”

Oh dear.

Ware 3

A world that sends you reeling from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all.
So paint it black and take it back
Let's shout it loud and clear
Defiant to the end we hear the call

POV#3

I was practicing the violin when the walking thunderstorm came flying in.

"Konnichiwa, Mira-kun," I said lightly, re-tuning several of the strings.

"Can we go get ice cream?" he asked sitting on my floor and watching me.

"In a couple minutes, I need to get these strings sounding perfect," I mumbled tightening one, then another before picking up my bow and drawing it across the strings. It sounded good, but not good enough.

"You have a hubris," he informed me, grabbing my hand. I raised an eyebrow at him, and pulled my hand away,

"I have a what?"

"A hubris."

"And that is?"

"It's the excessive pride and ambition that usually leads to the downfall of a hero in classical tragedy," he said nodding.

"Kutabare," I snapped pushing him away.

"Pride and narcissism will be your nemesis, if you're not careful," he said nodding.

"And I'm gonna kick your ass if you don't get out of my room," I said putting down my violin.

"B-but my ice cream!" he whined.

"And why should I get you ice cream? You're being rude," I told him, crossing my legs.

"Ah, but ice cream is the Panacea, the cure to my rudeness. So you should get me ice cream."

"Make Dio-tan get it."

"Aw…"

Ware 4

I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat

POV#4

Sorrel had kicked me out of the bedroom, saying something along the lines of: "Go away Reni, I'm trying to do my homework, and you need to seriously put some pants on!”

So sad…

That means I'd had to go out into the living room, all the while fearing a run-in with the oddly annoying Mira. Normally he only bothered Lewey, and that was because Mira had a thing for the icy raven boy.

"Oh, hello!"

Well, so much for avoiding him.

"Hullo, Mira," I said, internally groaning.

"Do you find me to be annoying and mercurial?" he asked sitting on the coffee table. I blinked,

"What?"

"Do you-" he started.

"I heard what you said! It's just a weird question…" I said rubbing the back of my head, making the purple and silver strands fluff up. He cocked his head to the side,

"You do, don't you? I however, find myself to be more oracular." I raised an eyebrow,

"I don't think your mercu- whatever…I think you're on crack."

"That's not a particularly promethean hypothesis. The headmaster thought so, too."

"Yeah, you're on crack," I said decisively, sitting on the couch. He shrugged,

Ware 5

"Perhaps this 'crack' you speak of is what gives me my protean capabilities."

"What?"

Are you a heartbreaker?
Maybe you want me for the ride
What if I'm fallin` for a heartbreaker?
And everything is just a lie
I won't be leavin` here alive
I might as well lay down and die

POV#5

"I'm gonna eat you for brunch, biotch!" I exclaimed, smashing the buttons on my game controller.

"That's quite the cyclopean monster you're fighting there," said someone sitting down behind me. I squeaked, and my little guy got killed.

"No!" I whined, before letting loose a stream of expletives that would've made a Sailor proud. I turned to strangle who ever had gotten me killed, but it was only Mira.

"What're you doin' here?" I asked.

"I need your help," he said nodding. I sighed,

"What with?" I asked.

"You need to be my muse, and help me come up with a plan of how to make Yuki buy me ice cream."

"And why should I do that? I wanna play my game," I said pouting.

"Because if you don't, you have to buy me ice cream."

"Why do you need ice cream anyway?" I asked, turning away from him, and going back to Kingdom Hearts.

"Because it's a wonderful, ambrosial substance, and the only thing that will make me truly happy."

Ware 6

"Get it yourself! I'm busy!" I whined. He poked me in the back of the head,

"If you don't buy me ice cream, I will ensure that your videogames are hermetically sealed within a flaming igloo, where you will never see them again." I turned to glare at him,

"You really are a brat." He grinned,

"But you love me."

"No, that's Lewey. You should go make him buy you ice cream."

His eyes lit up,

"Ya know, that's a good idea! See ya, Dio!"

Sometimes, I really question the sanity of my roommates/friends…

Now is one of those times…



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