Johnny the jock

Loves the cock

He even sucks

To bring in the bucks

He’s quite the whore

Behind the convenience store

And what really makes him a slut

Is that he takes it up the butt

He’ll go down on his knees

You don’t even have to say please

But with his super low fees

There’s a risk of STD’s

He’s got quite a collection already

He got them all, slow but steady

He makes a really good lay

Whether you’re bi, straight, or gay

Whether you came alone or brought your crew

There really isn’t anything he won’t do

Johnny is simply one of the best

He can go for hours without a moment of rest

And even during the busiest love-fest

He’d still say thank you when you filled him with zest

He’d take it in the ass, the chest, or the face

He’d take your abuse when you sprayed him with mace

You could count on him whatever the case

That he’d satisfy you in many ways

The sad thing is that one wacky day

A glob of sperm went down the wrong way

He choked, and if I may say

That bastard didn’t even pay

But now that he’s dead, he still makes money

A rich necrophiliac calls him his honey