Shane W.- Age: 20

24 February 2009

The Protevangelium (of James) and other such nonsense

A Carrier pigeon yelled “Salome! Salome!” and I became gratified.

Peoples around a pickle jar soaked their hands and became ratified.

Jews were apes driving yellow humvees while the pitchfork-wielding townspeople screamed,

And they screamed “back you beasts,” while they shred the apes’ seams.

Indeterminate pleasures arose from the cave, where the finger test was perpetrated.

The Hebrew midwife fingered the “Virgin” and her hand caught fire, and she was elated.

She skipped merrily to the town and notice a funeral pyre.

As she arrived she was hit with the iron of a tire.