Amazing! –Delightful Lines

I wish I were not so amazing.

Everything I touch is perfection.

I am as immaculate as the fine silk I wear.

Everyone I meet has to bow at my feet.

I am too good to eat commoner’s food.

I only eat the best, most delicate and fresh foods.

My company is royalty; the Queen has tea with me every Monday.

If I were not so amazing, I might be able to go out in public,

Without all of my body guards.

Walking into a theater would mean being swamped by fans for autographs.

Super models beg me for tips. Famous musicians plead for me to autograph their interments.

How I wish I were not so amazing.