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fanciful things
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Kate Marshall PM
Oh, the joys of deductive reasoning. I don't want your stinking logic because I'm pretty sure I'm right anyway. So there.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Poetry/Humor - Words: 147 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 03-06-09 - Status: Complete - id: 2643885
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f a n c i f u l things


it's a fanciful thing
oh yes, it is

don't tell me otherwise
or I'll prove you wrong!

you'll shout and bout and twirl about
with your logic and ideas

but I know
oh, I know

that you're wrong,
you modernized plato.

you take your arguments
and premises

and modus ponens
for I shan't be needing of any of them.

because I know
and I know

that you know
that you know

that I know.

Because I'm Quite Right.
-so there.


a/n.
I have no idea. I personally blame it on geometry (note: modus ponens is the deductive reasoning argument for "if p then q". and most people credit aristotle with founding the classical logic arguments, but i liked plato in there better. :P)

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