Love letters to an Applicant

The execs loved you, but admin was shaky

They felt you were too nice

The results of your personality profile

Tell us you wouldn't be a good fit

The admins thought you were too nice

We went with someone else. Sorry.

You wouldn't be a good fit

You're just not what we're looking for

We went with someone else. Sorry.

We know you'll find something soon

You're just not what we're looking for

We want someone with more experience

We know you'll find something soon

Your experience and skills are extensive

But we want someone with more experience

We need a different set of skills

Your experience and skills are extensive

But see you've never done this before

We need a different set of skills

Although your resume is very impressive

We see you've never done this before

We know you'd be horribly bored

Although your resume is very impressive

We need someone who knows our systems

We know you'd be horribly bored

You are overqualified for this position

We need someone who knows our systems

We needed someone with an education

You are overqualified for this position

Please don't call us. We'll call you.

We needed someone with an education

We don't know what it is, but we don't like you