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I was bored, and made this up on the fly, and then posted it...not a whole lot of anything special in it!
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Poetry - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 03-17-09 - Status: Complete - id: 2648518
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Untitled, which is a lie, 'cause here it is:

Creativity? That's a Joke!

Kukamunga Applebutter,
Random words to misspell and stutter,
In this state
With a lack of inspiration,
My nation of lackidaisical notions,
Who knows what the fuck I might come up with!

Alabaster Alcatraz,
Plain as day! Black and white!
A prisoner in my own damn mind!
Why can't I find a reason to write!?

Am I such a terrible artist?
Can I only write when I am "pissed"?
I'm a liar!
I'm a friar!
Another lie!
Are there even friars still around!?

Why do gorillas got big nostrils?
'Cause they got big fingers!
AH HA HA!
Mindless self-indulgance is the only double negative for me!

I can make it up as I go,
But I have no real talent to show
In improvizations and other things of the sort,
I guess my excuse is just that i'm bored...bort..

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