TO: DR. NAFLEKY
FROM: DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE

Following up from our previous letter, we regret to inform you that we have no desire or need to further fund your research into “Necro-organic warfare”. Tests 3, 5, and 9 show severe flaws in the ease of containment and the stability of the agent. Advanced mutation has been shown to occur in a few very rare cases of the infected, estimated at 1:100,315,400. These advanced infected can very easily destroy any quarantine barricade set up around the deployment zone, creating a gateway to a certain disaster. Please obey the following order by November 2nd.

ORDER XX-233: The Jester Project, and all of its funding, records, data, and equipment involved is to be immediately disposed of and destroyed. Any living material that has come in contact with the biological contaminates of the projects is to be sent to an antimatter chamber for immediate obliteration.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

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I.G.T.S.P. Batch 3:

Original DNA: Joseph Lee Harvey (retired)

Due to improvements in the nutrient delivery system during the fetal stage, I do believe that this will be the first successful line of clones that we’ve produced in this facility. While expensive, this project will be a ‘proof-of-concept’ model that cloning for military use is feasible and even effective. The clones we are producing now will only function as base-wide security guards, to minimize chances of an information leak or maintaining the expense of a payroll.

A hierarchy for the facility’s future security force has been proposed:

Chief- Ten chiefs will oversee their respective sections over the base, and advise his subordinates on basic matters. Their behavior will be modified to incorporate independent thinking (while still maintaining loyalty to the administrator and research facility), and will not undergo most of the training used to repress emotions in the other clones. Unlike the rest of the force, each Chief will be given a personal name, instead of a designation number.

Sheriffs- 50 sheriffs will be created, five for each section. They have been given intense physical enhancement, and their purpose is quite simple: They are the response team to incidents within the base. They are to arrive at ground zero, assess the threat, and neutralize any hostile forces.

Deputies- 100 deputies are planned, ten for each section. They are to patrol the base, and assist sheriffs in damage control.

Guard- 400 guards are planned, with the simple purpose of guarding restricted areas, giving access only to those with clearance.

The guards should be ready in twenty years, which leaves the administrator and the accounting office plenty of time to phase out regular security personnel in the meantime.

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TCS has successfully completed 21 out of 30 simulation experiments, with minimal losses to his own forces. TCS himself shows a penchant or preference for air domination, followed up by several crippling strike by special forces teams. I have given TCS positive reinforcements for his accomplishments, and even allowed him to play a few games of chess with me. I lost every time, and that is good.

Dr. Ivan, MacroAI Applications

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Dr. Nami has proposed a possible practical use for the long-time novelty item, the spatial dimension inhibitor. She has theorized that if a support system was created that could remove the lethal effects of spatial removal, it would create the perfect stealth system, since the user would basically cease to exist in our frame of perception.

Dr. Nami has created a crude prototype, a small, experimental version. Recent tests have been less than stellar; rats that have used the SDI with the reductor have survived, but later succumbed to mental instability and internal bleeding. However, if the problems with the redactor could be solved, we’d have a stealth system that a few countries would be very interested in purchasing.

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Dr. Cheng’s so-called "Chaos when adjusted to superpsychic thought" thesis is nearly unreadable, mostly covered in chickensratch math and disturbing poetry. Only a few pages make any sense, but they provide some very jarring ideas on the uses of psy soldiers and their connection to, in his words, "the kenetic id of the All."

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Paging Doctor Veserius to Sublevel 3 for Element 150 fusion testing...
Paging Doctor Veserius to Sublevel 3 for Element 150 fusion testing...

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-creating a sort of integrated circuit with water. In the ocean, this would effectively give the Hydronic Engineer Blade more cutting power than a durasteel chain blade or the wildy unreliable Plasma Xenon Cutter.

Dr. Lloyd, Naval Operations Research.

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Dr. Dia's final report, page 690

In short, nuclear "immolation" as an alternative to fusion or fission is still unattainable. There is no known way to contain the Nirvana field, and the effects of anything caught in the field are nothing short than total destruction, right down to the quark. Further research is necessary.

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Dispatch security team to Lab 21, sector one alpha. An incident has occurred during an Advanced Robotics AI experiment, droid has taken Dr. Barnes and several other staff members hostage. Droid is behaving erratically and showing signs of severe rage and aggression. Schematics for the hostile robot reveal two small-caliber plasma rifles mounted in the wrists, and an advanced radar system embedded in the torso area. Incapacitate if possible, if automaton does not comply, force is authorized.

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Logging in…

Welcome to Pyramid Research Facility mainframe!

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Natives of ‘Dimensional Anomoly 1’ are hostile. Portal closed and equipment dismantled.

Dr. Smtih, General Physics

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TO: DR. POPE

FROM: DR. IVAN

You know, hacking into the mainframe and then into the PA System to make it endlessly spam “SPAM” wasn’t funny.

The 10 GOTO 20 trick got old fifty years ago, Hank.

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Progress at last! We have finally succeeded at keeping Element 150 stable for more than one second. We have christened this element Hawkingium, after the great physicist Steven Hawking. As a side note, after Cupidium broke down into the more stable Taoium atom, the base’s power was knocked out, and we were trapped in the lab for a matter of hours.

Dr. Veserius, Atomic Research

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Reactor 3 was brought online today, and experienced a hiccup during a sudden power surge coming from Lab 25. We had to manually re-couple the dark matter net to the generator, and the plutonium core had to be replaced.

Bill Bennett, engineer

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Today's lunch: Cheesburgers, baked potatos, and juice.