The Mistake
I got up this morning
and put on the tea
ate my breakfast
then went for a wee

Twas at that time
the bell rang clear
was World War Three
and the zombies were here

I looked out the window
and all them looked in
I knew it was rubbish
so I hopped in the bin

Thought I was crazy
incredibly batty
but I did drugs only once
and with that I was happy

So I hopped out the bin
and gathered my tea
made quick with the butties
and waged World War Three

They weren't about running
so neither was I
they seemed about snacking
but I'd rather not die

I ate my last sandwich
scoffed it down quick
then went for the first one
the miserable git

I battered him good

then went for the next
these zombies were easy!
they had me quite vexed

But them they had lots
and me by myself
them in their hundreds
and me in good health

I was happy to keep it
so I hopped in a bin

covered it up
"let's hope none look in"

But I knew this was rubbish
so I hopped back out
saw them all look
and wanting to bout

I gave them a reason
by throwing some rocks
they started towards me
as I pulled up my socks

Then they came to a stop
still had me quite scared
their leader came forward
and at me he glared

Suddenly I realized
saw what I had done
these were mere activists
out for a run

"Sod off you wanker!"
The leader proclaimed
"Or I'll call in the coppers
and have you detained"

In utter confusion
I sank to one knee
I need a new doctor
and sugarless tea