Title: Heavyweight. - KyouyaxHikari
Author: Lara manic
Pairings: KyouyaxHikari
Rating//Warnings: PG. Hikari's mouth and a pouty Kyouya...XD A bit fluffy-ish. _; Canon.
Disclaimer: I only wish...
Synopsis: "Just because you're skinny, doesn't you're not heavy."
Comments: I’m having too much fun with this.

"What are you doing?" Hikari gave Kyouya a sideways glance, eyebrow arched.

"Holding you..." Kyouya's voice was muffled against his shoulder.

"...No. You are clinging...." Hikari narrowed his eyes at the older man.

"I am not clinging." Again, his voice was muffled, as he buried his face closer to Hikari's neck.

"Yes, you are, now get the fuck off. You're too heavy." Hikari tried pulling away, but Kyouya only held tighter to him.

"I am not. I'm skinnier than you!" Kyouya said, lifting his head to look at Hikari.

The blonde glared at him, "You are not, you're just tall, so you only look skinny. Now off. You're heavy and I need to fucking piss."

Kyouya gave an uncharacteristic pout and released his younger lover. He plopped on the couch, watching as Hikari disappeared down the hallway to the bathroom. He could've turned his words against him, gotten innuendo out of it, and riled up the younger vocalist even more, but he gave up. Crossing his arms across his chest, he fell over sideways on the cushions, glaring at his smoldering cigarette sitting in the ashtray on the coffee table a foot away from him.

"I am not heavy...just tall..." He mumbled, glaring even more at the tray.

"Yes, you are. To me at least. And just because you're skinny, doesn't mean you're not heavy." Hikari walked around the couch, ruffling Kyouya's hair as he sat down beside his head.

Kyouya moved so he was on his back and could rest his head on Hikari's lap. He glared up at the younger man, reaching up and flicking his forehead in silent retaliation. Hikari groaned in pain and glared down at him, smacking his bare chest. The older man yelped, sitting up fast and ending up knocking their heads together painfully.

"FUCK!'

"DAMN!"

Both fell back on the couch, grumbling and holding their heads. Hikari looked over at his older lover, who looked back. Kyouya smiled, reaching over and pulling Hikari against him, kissing his forehead.

"I'm not that heavy, kitten. You have a hard head though..."

Hikari smirked up at him, "I'll show you a hard head..." He muttered, before tackling Kyouya to the other side of the couch.