Before anybody else, this was something random I wrote when I was extremely bored in school, while I was supposed to be listening to my English teacher, but then again, I never listen to her. /sheepish grin/ Yeah, so because this was so random, it probably have some grammatical errors and it's extremely short. The last part about Charlie the Magical Unicorn is an inside joke between my friends and I. Charlie the Magical Unicorn is a name given to my friend, Allistare. So yeah, Allistare, I'm after you! BWAHAHAHA!

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So, I was walking in the park one day when I saw a magical unicorn. It beckoned me with a neigh and nod of her black, gorgeous hair. Ecstatic, I jumped and hugged the unicorn. It was so pretty and this mustn’t be a dream!

“You have very pretty hair,” I murmured, brushing her locks of black hair out of her golden eyes. “It’s so pretty… I must have it!”

The unicorn stared at me in surprise, obviously not expecting that answer. I kissed her snout and ran away.

And so, the next day I came back with a chainsaw. I revved the damned monster up and began to laugh maniacally. Oh, how fun this will be! I giggled and shrieked as I brought the chainsaw down, staining her once beautiful hair with blood. It matted and I groaned, obviously not wanting this effect. She screeched and tried to run away, but it was too late, for the blood ran down thickly like teardrops to the ground. Too much lost blood… She fell to the floor, dead.

I groaned. “I wanted her pretty hair!” Not wanting her to go to waste, I chopped her off and made her dinner. Now, my next victim is another magical unicorn by the name of Charlie.