AN: Yes, another story. Bahahah :) But this time, IT'S THEBLOGGER SEQUEL!

Little Miss Matchmaker and a Dash of Sprinkles
(TheBlogger Sequel. Though, you don't really need to read that one first.)

"I hereby pledge to matchmake at least 45 couples this year, and most certainly not to let Brianna Clemmings beat me in anything I do or let myself fall in love with Mark Lewis more than I already have. This is no fairytale, I suppose. Actually, this is a battlefield."

The Epilogue

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If you asked any student at Ashford Boarding High School who the hell Lacey Laurence was, they would answer, "Oh! That tiny girl whose cousin is dating Aaron Jensen!" or maybe something like, "ZOMG! Her cousin's dating Aaron Jensen! The friggin hottest guy on the friggin planet!!"

You see, Lacey was only popular because her cousin, Leona Laurence, was dating the 'Most Wanted Teenager Movie Actor'. AKA, Aaron Jensen.

But, you already knew that.

And if you asked Lacey Laurence if she'd ever met Aaron Jensen, the petite senior student would only ask, "Oh, the douche bag?"

Although, if you ever asked Mark Lewis who the hell Lacey Laurence was, he'd smirk and say, "That short stupid kid over there."

To Mark Lewis, everything about Lacey was stupid.

Stupid hair. Beautiful strawberry blond hair that cascaded down past her shoulders, leaving sparks of gold in the wind.

Stupid smile. The only breath taking smile that could make his heart skip a beat.

Stupid eyes. Those gorgeous midnight blue eyes that were always bright with joy.

Stupid. Stupid.

Isn't it ironic that if you asked Lacey who the hell Mark Lewis was she'd only giggle asking, "The other douche bag?"

But, it's also kinda ironic that she just turns out to be the only person Mark Lewis has ever hated. (Though, of course he doesn't know this.)

You see, boys and girls, Lacey Laurence has a secret alter ego.

She was Little Miss Matchmaker.

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The News and a Dash of Gossip
The Weekly Newspaper of Ashford Boarding High School

The High Supreme-o Editor: Kiara Sweet

Fashion and Accessories: Lilianne Moore and Macey Sue.
Sports and Athletic Events: Mark Lewis, Jason Hugh and David Blue.
Special Events and Holidays: Kacey Coach
Little Miss Matchmaker and Love Advice: Little Miss Matchmaker
Controversial Matters and Debates: Lacey Laurence

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The News and a Dash of Gossip
The Weekly Newspaper of Ashford Boarding High School

Little Miss Matchmaker and Love Advice

"The Art of Matchmaking is Just Like Baking Cookies."
Written by: Little Miss Matchmaker

Thanks a bunch, you guys.

We've only been in school for a couple weeks and my Matchmaking Mailbox is already chalk-full.

Yaay. More homework . . . Whoop dee doo dazzle.

So, cutting the crap, thanks to the lack of communication over the summer- I was only able to matchmaker three couples. THREE.
(I KNOW! Three is such a small and weak number. Why couldn't I have matched at least fifteen?? Oh yeah, my mother took away computer privileges. Thanks mom.)

My Couples: Jack Morrison and Lauren Gray; Daniel Alfred and Karen Montague; Nicole Way and Patrick Wilson

And don't you even DARE to mess with ANY of my awesome adorable couples.

If you do- You will self-combust within the next thirty seconds. SEE YOU IN HELL, LOSER!

Well, I'm sorry to say that I haven't quite checked my Matchmaking Mailbox.

And, if I had anyone to blame it would that one Chemistry Teacher. I forget his name- So, let's call him Mr. Cranky-Pants, shall we? Don't you think that name fits his personality? DAMN! The guy yells at you if you hold your pen wrong. Or if your sleeping- Wait, I'm ranting. I shouldn't be ranting. That's Controversial Matters and Debates' job. That n00b's job- I think her name was something like Lacey Laurence or something.

Since I really don't have anything to put in my super huge section of 'Little Miss Matchmaker and Love Advice' I've decided to answer three of your Frequently Asked Questions.

FAQ

-Q: How do you Matchmake couples?

A: Well, my naive darling, I watch you. (NO, NOT IN A STALKER WAY, BASTARDS.) I watch how certain people would look at a significant other and BAM! I see a connection and my work starts from there. Secretly, I send you and your significant other hidden messages such as- Whoops! Both of you seem to be stuck as partners for an essay. Yes, that would be the lovely work of moi. Or maybe my favorite: The secret love note in a locker. :)

-Q: Why can't you tell us your real name?

A: I'd have to be stupid to tell you my real name. So, let me go now and pray for your lost sanity.

-Q: Are you, like, fat? Because you keep talking about sweet foods like cookies or cupcakes or ice cream.

A: Hold on, give me a second to track you down and wring your neck . . . I'M NOT FAT! (I nearly weigh over 120 friggin pounds!!)

More Later,

Little Miss Matchmaker

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The News and a Dash of Gossip
The Weekly Newspaper of Ashford Boarding High School

Controversial Matters and Debates

"The Newspaper n00b."
Written by: Lacey Laurence

Stupid.

People are so stupid!

Stupid, stupid, stupid, STUPID!

Sureee! Let's all panic like the world is coming to an end- ZOMG homework! Drama! School! Boys! Girls! Finals!

Well, duh. All of those topics are completely worthy of being stressed over but really- Can you, erm, just calm down? We've only been in school for two weeks and everyone is already panicking with frantic faces.

I mean, yeah, homework is always stressful, drama always makes you feel like you wanna pull out your hair, school is completely flummoxing, girls are stupid and boys are even more stupid and then- DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN- the Finals . . .

Ooh . . . Y'know what? Second thought, go ahead and keep panicking. Finals scare the livin' hell outta me.

So, all of you are probably wondering things like, "Who is this n00b on the newspaper and why does she keep ranting like a complete whiney baby??" Or maybe something like, "Wait, there's a Controversial and Debates Section on the newspaper?" Or mayve something along the lines of, "What the hell does controversial mean??"

First of all, yes I am the newspaper n00b. Though, I preferably go by Lacey Laurence. You probably know me as the "That girl's cousin is dating Aaron Jensen" girl. And I rant because it's my job to rant as the Controversial Matters and Debates Person or whatever.

Second of all, yeah there is a Controversial and Debates Section. I know not many of you are gonna read it though. Many of you dumb people aren't going to read this because Controversial is too much of an advanced word for you . . . It's okay, sweetie. We'll get you help. Don't worry.

Third, controversial is an adjective meaning: debateable; of, pertaining to, or characteristic of controversy.
(Yes, I actually did look it up in the Dictionary. . . JUST TO MAKE SURE I WAS RIGHT, I SWEAR!)

And fourth, if you want to know a little something about me (Or if you don't . . . Psh, JERKS!) you might want to know this.

I love cupcakes.

Especially the ones with a dash of sprinkles.

Oh yeah, me love.

Your 'n00b' friend,

Lacey Laurence

AN: ZOMFG! I'm totally sorry for those who already reviewed and have already read this chapter/epilogue. I accidentally deleted this story and so I had to re-write the whole epilogue/chapter based on what I remembered from what I had written last time. Oh, God. I was so pissed off I would have chucked my damn computer across the room if I hadn't loved it so much.

So anyhoo, I was inspired to write this story because I had this sudden craving for cupcakes during our Social Studies lesson (We were learning about Ancient Chinese War) And I knew a lot of you wanted a TheBlogger Sequel, But I also wanted to write a new story that people could read without reading TheBlogger first. So, I eventually came with this snazzy idea. And, I know it's kinda confusing right now BUT IT'S ONLY THE EPILOGUE! I'll reveal more within the next chapters.

Okay for those who review you will recieve another chapter and a CUPCAKE!
For those who don't review . . . Did you know it's bad luck to not review when a person politely and kindly wrote a chapter for you?
. . . Well, now you know.

Love,

Chicky.