hey! So this is just a random thing where I am going to write up real conversations - almost one liners - that have happened between me and a guy. It could be anyone, from a friend, to my dad, to my dentist.

I hope you laugh, because I did find it quite funny.

For those people who have read my pillow book, HIM&ME started from there so you will have already read most of these!

Anyways, I will update whenever new conversation's happen!

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HIM: I was watching this documentary where this girl married a wooden plank

ME: WHAT! Shut up!

HIM: I’m serious! I mean, can you imagine that? I MAD WOMAN take you WOODEN PLANK to be my lawfully wedded husband, for splinters or for smooth, for dry or wet, in a chair or a table, to love and cherish, from this day forward, til an axe do us part

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