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HIM: My ex's parent's are very strict. She rang me one day and told me that If her dad ever found out about us, I would never hear from her again! She said her dad would skin her alive, kill her and burn her and dump her in some badly dug grave, and I would never know!

ME: Damn. That's harsh. I understand though, because my family is like that.

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ME: Well, my dad wouldn't kill me. He would tell me to back my bags and leave.

HIM: Shit. That's bad but atleast you'd still be alive!

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