Funny thing;

Simone: I BLOODY WELL HATE NICK! HE KEPT TELLING ME TO GET UP ON THE BENCH! HE SHOULD GET UP ON THE FUCKING BENCH SEEING AS HOW HE’S TALKING ABOUT IT SO MUCH!

Me: Well…then why don’t you tell him that?

Simone: *gives me a look*

Me: ...What? Why can’t you tell him?

Simone: *whispers* He wears an earring, Izzy. He wears an earring.