I got the following quizzes from my friend. And I’m answering them because I honestly have nothing better to do.

Here goes:

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
I…don’t really know.

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
…the hell?

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
All my teachers are old. Or mean.

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
Hehe.
No.

5. What body part do you wash first?
…My hair?

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
Hover as in dither about for ages trying to pluck up the courage to actually press the disgustingly filthy flush button?
Yeah.

7. What's the strangest talent you have?
Some of my fingers are double jointed. But that’s not a talent.

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Innie. ;D

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
Plain.

10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
I’m going to pretend that this is a purely innocent question and say yes to the first and no to the second because it hurts.

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
I’ve never been grounded…or maybe I have and it just never stuck.

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
I…don’t drive.

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
No.

14. How many times have you been cussed out?
Plenty.

15. Which shoe do you put on first?
My right one.

16. Have you ever randomly started dancing in public?
Yeah. :D

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
No.

18. Would you rather hang out with girls or guys?
Depends on who the people are. I don’t really mind.

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
…They’ve all been boys.

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
-isn't sixteen yet-

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
Oh God. What is that?

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
…*coughs*

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
Don’t think so.

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
Don’t even make me answer that. It’s too foul.

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
Nope.

26. What was your childhood nickname?
The same one I have now.
Izzy.

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Yesterday when I was being a complete dork.

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
…No.

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
…Seriously? I don’t drive.

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
I’ve tried. I couldn’t reach.

31. How do you eat your cookie?
Two at a time.

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
Gyms scare me.

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
Sing. Albeit off-keyedly. (I know it’s not a word)

34. What were you doing this time yesterday?
Reading.

35. Bob the Builder or Dora the Explorer?
Bob the Builder. Because I’m always hoping he’ll have some sort of workplace accident.

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
I've never had alcohol, but I have a theory that I’m one of those really boring people who can’t get drunk.

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
Ew. No.

38. How often do you clean out your ears?
I…don’t keep track. They’re clean, though.

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Depends…?

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
Depends on how uncomfortable them pants are. ;D

41. Do you have any strange phobias?
Well, I used to be terrified of these paintings that were hanging up in our hallway when I was little. And I’m terrified of spiders, but that’s not really unusual.

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
…No.

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
*glares*

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
Yeah. I had to eat a spoonful of peanut butter, olive oil, vegemite, pepper and cornflakes.
As I remember it, I regurgitated it back up about two minutes later.

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
*sighs*

46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
*kills quiz person for asking such gay questions*

47. Have you ever played naked Twister?
I didn’t even know you could play naked Twister.

48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
I’ll tell you in like, ten years time.

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?
This is getting quite tiring.
No.

50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
Baby, I already have. ;D