Author: Laila Amira PM
A parody of Margaret Wise Brown's story. This is something that my friend and I came up with, following a stressful evening of watching her siblings and attempting to keep them out of their parents' hair.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 04-28-09 - Status: Complete - id: 2666274
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Goodnight Moon (with apologies to Margaret Wise Brown)
In the messy green family room,
There was a telemarketer ringing the telephone
And a crying toddler
because his brother just popped his red balloon
And a picture of
The cow jumping over the moon (which someone colored on with permanent marker)
And there was a missing teddy bear, and a girl with gum in her hair.
And one to be scolded
And laundry to be folded
And a very angry spouse
And something stinky in the house (that no one else seemed to smell)
And a comb and a brush and a colicky baby who just won't hush
And a frazzled mommy screaming, "#$%6!"
Goodnight messy room
Goodnight scribbled-on moon
Goodnight cow who's getting out while she can
Goodnight telemarketers and popped balloon
Goodnight long-gone teddy bear
Goodnight soggy cereal bar smeared all over the dining room chair
And goodnight leaky sippy cup
Goodnight much-too-little house and grumpy spouse.
Goodnight comb and goodnight brush
And goodnight to a certain four-year-old who needs to hush right now I mean it!
Goodnight toys we'll pick up tomorrow
(or the next day)
Hello TiVo –
"Me" time finally....