This proposal suggests that in the concourses of non-married love—and divorcing in that element of marriage—there exists three kinds of people: born non-committal whores, those that chose to become non-committal whores, and lastly (notably also the least common) people who believe in love and commitment and search for it diligently and hence have their heart broken several times by the whores of the world. The distribution of these people goes as such: 67.345% are born whores, 32.554% chose to become whores, and the remaining thousandth of the human population are honest and true lovers (these percentages and conclusions only being applicable to the group of people previously mentioned.)

“How do you plan on proving that proposition? I know our ‘Modern Civilization and Psychology’ teacher will devour it, but even he will expect some form of proof.”

Tyler looked over his shoulder, his eyes taking a moment to notice the pretty little eyes, and dark hair of his friend Chelsea before moving to her breasts and the decent cleavage she was exposing as she read his proposal.

“How about I explain it to you after we have sex?”

“I don’t know Tyler—I mean you’re great and all, but I am getting pretty serious with Joshua.” Chelsea’s words did not fit her actions as she allowed herself to be laid down on Joshua’s bed and sighed and moaned as he began kissing her neck.

“Trust me, Joshua won’t mind; he’s currently sleeping with two different girls.”

“In that case—take me.”

The two were quickly engaged in the throws of passion, other worries and other possible relationships with other people pushed to the back of the mind. Chelsea had wanted proof; she did not realize she herself was proof, along with the greater portion of her friends, and Tyler and his. At least ten of which were at some stage of sex at that precise moment.