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Hard To Win

-How Teletubbies Relate to Toilet Cubicles-

By: P.F Ally

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So yea, my best friend, Zoey, laughed at me for falling to the muddy ground. My older brother’s best friend, Cole, apologized to me, and then he had the nerve to laugh at me in front of my muddy face.

It was pretty obvious that I was mad, both at my best friend and my older brother’s best friend.

“Awww…c’mon Gwen, I didn’t mean to kick that muddy soccer ball at you,” Cole said.

I was walking to the school’s toilet; which, of course, was inside the school. And it was pretty obvious that it meant I have to go through the hallway, ignoring the snickers and laughs from people.

Cole walked alongside me, trying to catch up with my pace since I walked fast purposely. My reason of purposely walking fast?

To avoid Cole Adams.

“…..Okay, I’ll be honest Gwen. I did it on purpose,” Cole then continued.

I grinned in triumph as I then spun around and jabbed my finger right at his chest. “HA! I knew it, Cole! You’re trying to humiliate me!” I stated as I continuously jabbed my finger to his chest.

Cole just stood there, his eyes wide; maybe he was amazed at how fast my mood swings were.

Cole then asked me innocently, “Why would I humiliate you?”

I rolled my eyes. “Isn’t it obvious? You hate me!”

“No, I don’t!”

“Oh, really? Do tell why did you do it?”

Cole stared at me seriously (or at least, he tried to), but then he burst out laughing. His right hand clutched his stomach, and then he laughed harder.

I felt that my veins were popping out at my forehead, and then I said, “Do you find anything funny?”

Cole then said between laughs, “Oh, Gwen! I-I just f-find your muddy face—HILARIOUS!”

I stared at him.

I did realize that my face was muddy, but whose fault was that!?

And so, I smacked him on the head. Hard.

“Ouch! What was that for?” Cole asked me as he rubbed his head.

“For being inconsiderate and an idiot.”

“I’m not an idiot! I got 3.5 GPA last year!”

…..That wasn’t what I meant, dumbass, I thought bitterly.

“Whatever, Cole. I’m just going to the girls’ toilet to change, okay?”

And I left him.

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I was inside one of the toilet’s cubicle, and I changed my clothes.

And of course, I already washed my face. Because my P.E uniform were all muddy (because of Cole), Mr. Landers said that I should change my clothes. This meant that I don’t have to participate in P.E throughout the day.

Anyways, our P.E uniform was white. And by the way, mine’s brown.

Dark brown.

I took off my P.E shirt and threw it inside my plastic bag, reserved for dirty clothes. I tied my hair first, because I thought it was pretty hot.

All of a sudden, I heard someone whistle.

And the sound of the whistle was right above me.

I quickly looked up.

……………………………..just to meet Cole’s grinning face. He grinned like a Cheshire cat, but I was thankful that his eyes didn’t squint, or I would think that he was a pervert or something.

Not that he wasn’t. A pervert, I mean.

“What are you doing here!?” I demanded, glaring at him.

Cole just grinned as he then said, “Well, you see Gwen, the boys’ toilet was full, and I gotta go pee, so I went here instead.”

“…And why aren’t you peeing right now?”

“Because I want to pee at your cubicle.”

“You can pee at your own cubicle dammit!”

“But, Gwen…,” he whined, “I want to pee at your cubicle!!!” He then grinned once again and said, “Besides, I got an amazing view here.”

Did I mention that I only wore a bra and my P.E pants?

I felt heat creeping up my cheeks. I growled at him.

Yes, I growled.

“Cole, get out! GET OUT!” I bellowed as I threw my socks at him.

Cole laughed as he said, “You don’t have to be that violent, Gwen. Besides, you have a hot body!”

“…..Cole….,” I said between gritted teeth.

“Yes?”

“Can you get out of here please?”

“…But I want to pee!”

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“GET OUT!!!!” I screamed.

And he did, after he jumped inside my cubicle, gave me a quick peck on the cheek, and then went out through my toilet cubicle’s door.

What was worse was that there were some girls witnessing Cole went out my cubicle when I was only clad in my bra and my P.E uniform shorts.

It was an understatement to say that I was pissed at Cole.

Standing half-naked was not something that I enjoyed. Sighing, I took a step forward to close the door. It was then that I realized that the girls in the toilet were staring at me. Some stared with wide eyes, some stared with a gaping mouth, and some stared while blushing.

“What are you looking at?” I asked the girls with narrowed eyes. The girls quickly shook their heads and muttered a few ‘nothing’s. Sigh. I was pretty sure that there was going to be rumors by the end of P.E period.

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“Hey, did you hear? Gwen Hamilton and Cole Adams were having a full make-out session at the girls’ toilet this noon!”

“Huh? Aren’t they having sex?”

“Are you nuts? From what I hear, Cole was pushing her to have sex with him, so Gwen kicked him out from the cubicle they were in!!!”

“From what I hear, Cole was peeking at Gwen when she was changing, and then he jumped to her cubicle, which explains why there’s a locked cubicle in the girls’ toilet on the 1st floor!”

………………..And what I thought was right. All kinds of rumors were spreading like bunnies, and none of them were right. Well, there was this one that was nearly right.

“Hey, Gwenie, are the rumors true?”

“Hey, Hamilton!!!! Are you really going out with Adams?”

I sighed. When will these people learn that rumors were not true? Well, most of the time anyways. But I was quite sure that my brothers won’t believe at such rumors.

However, my faith in my brothers were destroyed when Steve came to me and said, “Gwen Jean Hamilton, please tell me that the rumors are no true!!!”

I turned around and smiled coldly at Steve. “What kind of rumors?” I asked him sweetly, hoping that he would get the message that any rumors he heard were not true.

“Well, I heard that Cole was asking you to have babies with him, and you two were going at it like bunnies at the principal office’s tabl—“

“…….WHAT!?” By now, a lot of people were staring at us with wide eyes. I smelled more rumors…..

Steve rolled his eyes as he patted me on the head. “Chillax, li’l sis. I was just kidding,” he said, and then he continued, “I know that they’re not true anyways. You wouldn’t do it with Cole.”

“….so, why did you ask?” I asked him, crossing my arms as I leaned to my locker.

“I just want to know how you will react, that’s all.”

…..”And you’re hoping for me to believe you,” I stated.

“But Gwenie, I told you the truth!” Steve complained. I was going to open my mouth to say something when suddenly something—or rather, someone—put his (or her) hands to cover my eyes.

“Tell me, Gwen. Are the rumors true?” a muffled voice said.

“Joe, I know it’s you, so stop muffling your voice, and keep your hands away from my eyes!!” I said as I struggled to get free from his—cough—murderous hold.

“Awww….no fun,” Joe said as he put away his hands from my eyes. Two pairs of bright blue eyes stared right back at me when I opened my eyes.

“AHHHHHHH!” I shouted.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!” both of them shouted as well, surprised like me, or that was what I thought.

“Crap!! You’re scaring the crap out of me, dammit!” I said as I turned around to my locker, panting. I turned around again as I said to both of them, “Now, I would appreciate it if you would go away to somewh—“

“Gwen!!!” Zoey’s voice screamed right to my ear.

What was wrong with people and their tendencies to scare the shit out of me!?

“What, Zoey?” I said, sighing as I started to rub my pounding head. These people were going to be the death of me, I just knew it.

“I heard about the rumors,” Not again……, “and I know it’s not true.”

“Finally!” I said to Zoey, smiling. I never knew she was that sma—“It’s your wildest dream, after all! MWAHAHAHAHA!!” Zoey butted in.

…………………

I wasn’t going to comment on that.

Sighing, I opened my locker just to find…a muffin and a note. I furrowed my eyebrows as I grabbed the note and the brownies. I wondered who sent it. “So, who sent it?” Zoey said, her head gesturing to the note.

I shrugged. “I don’t know.”

“Open it, then!” Zoey said, impatient already. I smirked at her. “Tut. Tut. Tut. Patience, my dear,” I said, smiling a little as I tapped her nose.

Zoey scowled. “Just…open it, Gwen!”

“Yea, Gwen, open it!” my brothers chorused. And I forgot that they were there already.

Sighing, I opened it as I read aloud:

I love you

You love me

We are happy family

With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you~

I’m going to be a teletubbies just for you :)

-C. Adams

P.S: I forgot the last line’s lyric and melody, so will you accept this kind of apology?

I laughed when I finished reading that, a wide smile graced my face when my mirth subsided. “Wow…,” Zoey breathed. “That’s like….the most romantic thing ever!!!”

Steve and Joe stared at the note like it was an alien.

For once, I knew that Cole was cute, in a way.

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Author’s note:

8D So yea, here’s the edited version of HTW chapter 2!! I’m still writing HTW’s chapter 3, so it may take longer than I thought.

And if you’re interested, I’m writing 2 new stories at the moment. :) Send me a PM if you want to know more about the new stories (if you’re interested, of course.)

And check out the character pictures at my website! XD Link is available at my profile.

Hope you guys enjoyed this! And review?

Love,

-Alyssa xoxo

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