Black Widow

“Ow!” Edna Summers exclaimed.

“Honey?” he husband asked, looking up from his paper.

“I cut myself while chopping carrots,” she said helplessly.

“Let me see.” He moved closer to his wife. Suddenly, knife slid into his head. All of the will money went to Edna.

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“Ow!” Edna Smith exclaimed.

“Honey?” her new husband asked…