Oh how sometimes I wish I were a man

For I think I’ve had all I can stand

‘Women hood is a blessing’ oh yeah right

Whoever said that had their belt on too tight

Twelve periods a year

With every emotion comes a tear

With sadness comes a waterfall

With Anger comes a know-it-all

Tampons, pads, and panty liners

All things unseen by coal miners

Nasty harnesses for the pink-nosed puppies

I’d rather them swim free like guppies

Makeup is so not worth it

All it will bring is another zit

You put it on your face

By the end of the day there’s no trace

Boys think they can toy with us

I want to pop them like a pimple filled with puss

They act so nice and smile with charm

When all they seem to do is bring us harm

Men think you will look hot naked

Sorry guys, you are sorely mistaken

Curves are in the wrong places

And crevices that look like faces

Though I suppose it’s not all bad

It’s not the worst time to be had

Woman seem to be in high demand

And it may be harder being a man

I think everyone in my family would find this poem questionable. “Is there something you’re not telling us?!” Lol! No, I’m straight and plan on staying a woman. It’s just that there are so many pains with being a female and sometimes I start to wonder if being a man would be any easier. R&R Please!

And no, I’m not implying that all men and boys are like this. Some are actually quite nice. But the majority of them I know are jerks or perverts. So I hope no one takes any of this to offense.