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Polly and the Weasel
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lael1bologna PM
There was a tune I used to sing, but it wasn't this. This is for my entertainment so if you don't like it, that's OK with me. It's very different from what I normally write.
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 06-01-09 - Status: Complete - id: 2680092
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I am so mad,
I could crash the dishes.

I could eat a tea-cup,
then I could just suck it up!

I know your behind the door,
scaring the heck out of me.
I know you are there,
making me intense.

I am so glad,
It was only my broom.

I could just scream,
then fall asleep and dream.

I know your behind the door,
scaring the heck out of me.
I know you are there,
making me intense.

I grabbed my riffle,
press it to the door,
as the door-bell rang.

Chocolates in hand,
flowers in the otha'.

I put the gun towards his head...

and....

POP!
goes the weasel!

Oooh, oh....yeah.... Pop, goes that insane weasel

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