Zombie World!!!

[A Short Parody of a Teen Horror Movie.]

Paul, Jane and Chrissie were walking home one night, and they took a shortcut through the old Cemetery, because they re dumb teenagers. But what they didn t know was that tonight was a full moon, and that the dead would walk the earth once more! [Insert evil laugh here, if you will.]

So, they were walking through the cemetery, acting like stupid public schooled teenagers, and not having any respect for the dead, when suddenly eight gruesome zombies crawled out of the ground! Jane and Chrissie screamed, but Paul had to be all macho and try to fight the zombies, so he was the first to go. [But he was an asshole anyway.]

As he tried to fight the fiendish zombies away using a branch that came out of nowhere, one of the cadavers snuck up behind him, and brutally whacked him on the head with a piece of broken tombstone. Paul died as he looked dismally at the moon for the last time.

Well, as you know, zombies can sense when people need to go, and they chose the slut next. Chrissie didn t even have a chance as the zombies scrabbled to wickedly impale her in a torturous way. She twitched and screamed a bloodcurdling scream.

Then it was time for the zombies to agonize the moron, Jane. She just stared vacantly as she was demonically eaten by the hexed zombies of the cursed necropolis.

As the dire result of their moronic actions, the three teenagers were left to rot underground forever.

Author's Notes: I found an old copy of this story whilst cleaning my reom the other day, and decided it needed posting. I wrote this a few years ago, as a writing exercise; just something to give my writing muscles a work our. I had to choose from a list of horror themed words: 5 each of noun, adjectives, verbs and adverbs. I must of been in an irritable, rebelling mood, because I wrote this, instead of something serious. but I think it turned out okay.

Here's the list of words I chose, if your interested.

NOUNS: Cadaver-Zombie-Curse-Hex-Necropolis ADJECTIVES: Dire-Gruesome-Bloodcurdling-Fiendish-Torturous VERBS: Agonize-Scrabble-Twitch-Impale-Rot ADVERBS: Dismally -Wickedly-Demonically-Vacantly-Brutally