Everything I Learned About Life
(I Learned From My Video Games)

Everything I know
Everything I learned
Everything I do
I got from my video games

When I learned how to drive
I was just 16 years old
When I got behind the wheel
I ran 3 cars right off the road
My instructor told me
“Boy! You'll never drive in the country again!”

Everything I learned about life
I learned from my video games
I learned how to sing and I learned how to swim
I learned how to drive and I learned how to win

I just got a job 3 weeks ago
Now my boss is telling me its time to go
Now I don't have a job
I can't pay my rent
So I guess I have to live with my best friend Jim

Man, what a life!