|Ten Ways to Kill a Human Being
Author: Raincrow PM
By slashing or drilling through the cranium or spine That accounts for numbers ten through nine. By slashing the body in pieces; cut off the fingers and toes And leave it in the dirt to decompose.Rated: Fiction T - English - Poetry - Words: 445 - Published: 06-08-09 - Status: Complete - id: 2682736
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TEN WAYS TO KILL A HUMAN BEING
By slashing or drilling through the cranium or spine
That accounts for numbers ten through nine.
By slashing the body in pieces; cut off the fingers and toes
And leave it in the dirt to decompose.
By burning through the tissues and membrane with acid or flame
With the victim's family, do the same.
By puncturing the lungs or breaking the neck
Leave the corpse where no one will be sure to check.
By bullets or perhaps beating the brain
They may still be alive, but surely insane.
By suffocation or gouging of the eyes in a most brutal way
Make sure to beat their heads in to the consistency of soft clay.
By supplying ample amounts of booze or coke
So that when they die, you are high enough to crack a joke.
By the fine form of poison or the cold edge of a knife
This will make the end quick and neat, without leaving any life.
By way of locking them in the freezer, keeping the corpse free of rot
Which will not leave the smallest hint of blood, not one drop.
By letting them breathe in noxious fumes or gas
Then you will get many good laughs.
By submerging them in water or in concrete
This will make their end discreet.
By making them victims of a cult killing or mob hit
No one will think that you where the one who did it.
By way of crushing them or making it look like a suicide
To everyone else it would look like an act of the victim's mind.
By pushing them off the edge of a cliff or mountain
Perhaps it would just be easier to drown them in a mall fountain.
By electrocution or sending them out with metal in a lightning storm
Surely an act of God can't be considered a crime in any form.
By hanging them from the rafters of their basement or a tree
Truly a classical Hollywood tragedy.
By cutting off the head or severing torso; make it look like the murder of Sharon Tate
Be like Charles Manson and let your victims know it's already too late.
By eating your victim or using their skin for furniture
And no one will ever suspect you of murder.
By being creative and impaling them with a crucifix like they were a vampire
Who would expect you to be a liar?
By forcing a screwdriver in through the ear
The pain will be brief but severe.
By feeding them meal after meal and watch as their stomach bursts
Hopefully this will satisfy your blood thirst.