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Author: Azilda
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Published: 06-08-09 - Updated: 06-08-09 - id:2682817

Thrice upon a time, Amanda was wondering about her next plan of attack. She knew she needed one or else her attack would have been very anti-climatic. The monster was having trouble with coming up with a new plan, because all the blood was stuck in her balls. In order for her tiny brain to work, blood needed to flow up from the balls and to the brain. So, this not so clever being, decided to do thousands of jumping jacks to get the blood flowing from her balls to her brain. Oh! How many screams of terror there were! And she was still wearing her dress of doom. But this time it seemed shorter, were her balls really getting that big? Or was something else growing down there? Amanda didn't notice that there was fungus growing out of her ball sack. The fungus gave the illusion that they were bigger. The reason the monster didn't notice her huge nuts was because of her current brain issue. Her brain was not working and neither were her eyes.

In the middle of the woods, surprisingly enough, there were a whole bunch of people. They all ran away, offended by her huge balls. But, one person stayed. And that one person, was Vinny. Yes Vinny, the weirdo from drama club. He was entranced by her giant balls. He wondered how her balls could be so much bigger than his, obviously he didn't notice that he indeed had no balls. So, he walked up to the monster, dropped down and started worshiping her. The thing was Vinny had the same problem that Amanda had. His blood flow from his balls wasn't working well either and that was why he didn't have any. Vinny was a very interesting creature. No one before him had ever like Amanda. It was an interesting concept, but the monster was willing to try to make a friend.

Perhaps, with Vinny's help, she could finally come up with a new plan to annoy the world. So, the two became very close friends. They were like two nuts in one giant ball sack. They came up with the most annoying plan on the face of the earth. The two would....

Meanwhile! Shelby, Noah, and Nicole were having their major brain blast. They all exclaimed at the same time: "Disney World!" Nicole was confused. She said, "How in the world did we get Disney World out of monkey flies on sailboat, herpes hits the window?" The three friends sit around and think. Then Shelby gets another brain blast! She realizes that in Disney World there are monkeys, flying, sailboats, herpes, hitting, and windows! It made sense to everyone now.

Before they headed off to Disney World, they wanted to check on Amanda's status. They looked into the glass ball that they had received hoping to see what the monster was up to. They saw nothing. Why wasn't the ball working? Hadn't Ethan told them that they could look into the ball to see her... Something must be up. They all thought. Something bad. Then, Noah, of course said to the idiots "You fools! Something bad isn't up at all! We need to go to Disney World to make the ball work!"

So, they started walking to Disney World. They would have driven, but Noah was a huge loser and didn't have a car. They all wished Noah would've been like their evil friend Rivers and at least had a bike. But no, they had to walk, and the idiots accidentally fell into one of Amanda's and Vinny's traps. The pit of DOOM.

Amanda and Vinny snickered, they knew that Noah, Nicole, and Shelby were heading to Disney World to stop Amanda's evil plan. Amanda's balls shook with excitement (yes, almost like a dogs tail) when she laughed. It seemed to be that there was no escape from this pit. Shelby yelled, "Amanda and Vinny, let us out of here please!" They didn't oblige. Instead, they continued to laugh and walked away.

Noah, filled with grand ideas that often saved the day, decided to start digging a hole in the pit. This hole would eventually become a tunnel and lead the way to Disney World. That didn't work out too well, because half way through the tunnel they met a pair of rats. But, these were no normal rats. They were dancing rats. But, these were not normal dancing rats. Noah could tell by years of experience of watching dancing rats, that these rats were extremely talented. Why Noah watched rats dance, Nicole and Shelby had no idea. But they didn't ask, they just watched the dancing rats in awe. Noah covered their eyes: "NO! YOU MUSTN'T WATCH THEM! They'll kill you with their amazingness!" Back in the woods, Amanda and Vinny had just finished making final preparations for world annoyance. Nobody knew what was coming, except for Vinny and Amanda. They were prepared for anything that stood in their way, except for what was about to get in their way.

End of Part 3.



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