The “Eww, Banana” Chronicles

Summary

Now I know what all of you are thinking. And don’t you dare lie, because I can read your mind. Just kidding. But I still know what you’re thinking. What the heck is a story called The “Eww, Banana” Chronicles going to be about anyways? I mean, it has the word banana in the title. That’s just begging for something stupid to be involved. Well, my friends, you are irrefutably correct. It will be sort of stupid. Maybe even a bit retarded. But the twisted mind of the human brain actually enjoys other peoples’ stupidity, doesn’t it?

Ahem. America’s Funniest Home Videos, anyone?

Anyways. Once you read the first short story, this should all begin to make sense. If you’re thinking about clicking the back button while reading this, please refrain to do so until you’ve at least read some of the ACTUAL stories. This is just a type of prelude, so that you may further understand the strange humor that is about to take place. It would be quite dumb to simply dismiss a story just because it is trying to explain things to you in the first part. Then again, as I stated before, the human mind is very strange. Do what you wish.

The “Eww, Banana” Chronicles are about real situations that have occurred, therefore, you can imagine them as if they were real. I will…attempt…to be humorous as I write these. I’m sorry if my humor is lacking. I try. I honestly do. If you don’t find me humorous, then go on with your merry day and leave me here to cry in a dark, secluded corner of an abandoned mansion in the middle of a haunted graveyard. It’s okay. Really.

Ha-ha. Look, an attempt at humor. Everyone, point and laugh!

Well, before I begin the actual stories, I would like to provide a disclaimer for one of the characters used in some of the stories.

This disclaimer is for Najika Steel, an original character created by SecretAgent99. All details regarding her are SA99’s, and the entire character is copyright to her. I have permission to use the character.

Okay, now that that’s over…

Let the chaos of bananas begin.

Cue evil laugh here.