We’ll miss you

Your ads on TV made commercials something

We could enjoy on TV

I wanted to buy OxiClean so much

You made cleaning fun

Your face made everyone smile

Even if the show ended on a cliffhanger

Right before the commercial started

Even the worst day

Could be washed away by your

Famous commercials for

Kaboom, Orange Glow, Mighty Mend it

And of course your famous ad for

OxiClean

Your death was untimely

A blow to the

As Seen On TV Industry

Now all we have is the ShamWow! Guy

And he is nothing compared to you

May you rest in peace

Up in TV commercial heaven

Billy Mays, you will be missed.