mirror, mirror, who’s got the biggest of them all?

even in fairytales (especially, i should say),
the princes have huge penises.
would prince charming be so charming
with a pint-sized cock? could sleeping beauty
have woken with the prick of a little dick?
even the villains are well-endowed (the big,
bad wolf had to attract riding hood somehow.
besides, why else would he be called big?)
and we can imagine even each of the seven
dwarves held a surprise between his legs.
and you wonder why viagra is so popular.