Like the titles says...Random short stories mainly about weird, random, somewhat sick, of strangest dreams I sometimes have of Egyptian Mythology. BEWARE my messed up mind!

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WTF is wrong with you!?

Anubis was not happy, not at all.

You may ask why the god of death was not happy on this particular day? Maybe it’s because Horus may have broken yet another precious item in his study or Horus may have taken some of his books and didn’t know where he put them? There were many things Anubis could be unhappy about, especially if it involved Horus but not today, no, today, Anubis found himself in one of the most unlikely and strangest of predicaments ever.

He found himself on the ground, pined down as Seth was above him, straddling his hips while a suggestive smirk was on his face. “Well, well, look what I’ve caught under my net. My young nephew, Anubis.” Seth chuckled darkly at Anubis who had a blank look on. “…Mind getting of me please?” Anubis said bluntly but Seth merely shifted his hips against the others, making Anubis break out of his blank look and had a ‘OMG! WTF!?’ look on while yelping in surprise.

“Let me think…no.” Seth chuckled more as Anubis struggled to get un-pined from his uncle, feeling rather uncomfortable having said uncle on top of him, straddling him in a rather…seductive manner.

Anubis was only sent to deliver a message to Seth. He thought he could leave the parchment in front of his room and leave, but found himself being tackled to the ground, rolling around with the attacker and finding himself in this position with his uncle whom he loathed with a fiery passion.

“Get the frig off me!!” Anubis yelled as he struggled more to break free but found that Seth was stronger than him, hell, he could be fighting a huge, heavy rock that wouldn’t budge no matter how damn hard you try.

“No. I will not because…” at this, Seth smirked more by shifting Anubis’s pined down hands into his right one while his left one, now free of it’s job, raced down to the young god’s chest. Anubis shivered while a look of disgust came on his face. “I would rather want to get to know you a little bit more, if that’s alright with you?” Anubis felt the hand trace up to his collar and up to his face where it seemed to hold it in place.

Anubis trembled as Seth then leaned forward, ever so slowly that it was painful. Anubis struggled more but was restrained as Seth put one free hand going down his side and lower and lower and-!

“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!OMG!WTF!!!!” I screamed as I sat up on my bed, breathing hard with a blush on my cheeks. I looked around the room to find myself back my bedroom, the dreary light of early morning coming through my window as the dream still clung to my mind. “Holy…no more tea and cake before going to bed!” I said while still blushing, not believing I actually dreamed that. Shrugging it off, I lay back down and closed my eyes. Exactly fifteen minutes later, my eyes shot up and a wide grin came across my face as I giggled “Horus singing the numa numa song…hehehe…” I giggled more before falling back asleep where random dreams come forth.

BEWARE MY MIND!!!!!!

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Oh! the horror! The horrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor!!!!!

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