Love Letter

My dearest beloved,

I am writing to request the return of the time I invested in our six-month dalliance. I would also like to take back the kisses you stole and, if I may, reclaim each and every loving glance. I wish to erase the times my fingers brushed against yours, and the feel of your sweat-slick skin beneath my palms. And I would consider it a personal favor if we could disregard the way your heart seemed to beat so perfectly in time with mine.

I know you’ll understand, darling, because I’ve finally realized – you never loved me anyway.