1.

Me: AHH Dude! His throat is so like, wrinkly and stuff, it looks like you can look down into the bowels of his throat from HERE! Creepy!

2.

Me: I’m hysterical, aren’t I? Flippin’ hardy har har.

3.

Sammy: What would you do if someone told you to eat a can of unidentified objects?
Me: I’d like to hope that I wouldn’t have friends who would ask me this question.

4.

Ashley: -laughing- Stay away from the light, Kristen!!

Me: Ahh the light, it looks so pretty! BUT I MUST RESIST!!

-Few seconds later-

Me:-Flailing- HELP ME ASHLEY HELP ME THE LIGHT IT BURNS!!

Ashley: Stay away!!

Me:-abruptly stops flailing-...well thanks. I’m going into the light and you do nothing to help me. NOTHING! I shun you.

5.

-Ashley and I were taking a quiz on Face book and I passed her-

Me: You’re not slow! You’re just…thinking out your answers thoroughly. Yeah, that’s it!

Ashley: Thank you, Kristen.

Me: No problemo, compadre.

6.

My dad: -runs into the television set- OW! Who put that television there?

Me: You did. And now I know where part of my klutziness comes from.

7.

-In Bible class-

Ashley R.: Dude Ivan is such a retard.

Ivan: -slams fists on desk- I am NOT an rartard.

Mr. Renick: Though I don’t like the word retard anyways, if you’re going to say it, at least pronounce it right.

8.

-In computer’s class…Note that Bartsch is the teacher. We just don’t call him Mr. because he’s cool like that-

Classmate: Bartsch, my computers acting up!

Bartsch: Oh. That sucks. –Walks away-

9.

Me: Hi Bartsch.

Bartsch: Hey look it’s that kid who uses up all my Band-Aids.

10.

-Ashley and I were still taking that quiz on Face book-

Me: -reading question- …Who is the innocent friend…I have an innocent friend?

Ashley: Nah, once KP (Kyle P.) gets to them they aren’t innocent anymore.

Me: Yeah. I was originally going to put Emre as the answer but then I remembered that KP got to him, too.

Ashley: We’re making Kyle sound like a disease.

Me: Haha yeah it’s like ACK! I’ve caught the Kyle Disease!!

-Kyle is known for his wide variety of perverted jokes…xD-

11.

Quiz Question: If you could just walk up and shoot anyone, who would it be?

Me: Well that isn’t very nice.

12.

Megan: Okay look, I don’t care if you’ve got Tae Kwon Do skills or not! I’m going to kick your Tae Kwon butt all the way back to Tae Kwon WHEREVER and you can’t say ANYTHING about it!!

Me:…So you’re going to drop kick me to Korea?

-Ahem, Tae Kwon Do is Korean.-

13.

Me: I’ve never had a white Christmas. Unless hail counts. But it’s kind of harder to make snowballs out of hail. They hurt a LOT more, too.

14.

Me: Oh yes, I’m so flipping hardy har har high-LARIOUS.

15.

Me: HEY LOOK, AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR!!

16.

-My parents and I were at this restaurant by the ocean that was sort of fancy-

My mom: Doesn’t this place just make you feel like you’re in a movie or something?

My dad: Like in a romance film or something. –Rolls his eyes-

My mom: Yeah, or something.

Me: -yells at surrounding people- HEY, SOMEONE FILM ME! I FEEL LIKE I’M IN A MOVIE!!

17.

Mr. Renick: Oh, Jiminy Christmas!

18.

-This is Ashley and me on Face Book as we discussed the important issue of who our favorite member was in Big Bang (a Korean boy band WHO’S AWESOME-

Ashley: ha-ha TOP!!

Me: TABI WAS MY THIRD LOVE –dramatic pose-I’M SORRY TABI FOR NOT REALIZING IT SOONER!!

-Tabi is a nickname for TOP.-

19.

Me: You are so pitiful.

Cass: I’m a pedophile? What?

Me: My point is proven. You didn’t even hear that I insulted you. –Shakes head in sorrow-

20.

Lily: I have panthophobia.

Rachel: What does that mean?

Robbi: It means she’s afraid of pants.

Rachel: But Lily’s wearing pants!

Robbi: LILY IS LYING TO US!!

Lily: -sighs deeply-

A/N: So I'm thinking that if I do continue to occasionally update this 'collection', then I will update in parts of twenty. I just think that it will help me keep track easier.

Thanks to those that reviewed! I wasn't really expecting much...xD

This 'chapter' has a LOT of quotes from me in it. That was unintentional, as I was just adding quotes as I remembered them or as they happened.

I love my friends. We're so weird.

~Netty-chan214