Francois was a young man living in Sweden. One day he dreamed of becoming a professional garbage collector in Italy. But his father, Hung-Choi, would not stand for this outrage.

"My son no be garbage collector in Italii!" His father yelled at him, "My son be garbage collector for doctor!"

And so Francois was very sad. He cried every night to his pet magic eight ball, named Vahn. Francois felt that Vahn was his only true friend. Besides the 47 friends he made on Facebook through internet chat rooms.

So one day Francois ran away from home, to try and get to Italy. But the horse he stole made a wrong turn and he ended up in Mexico.

And while in Tahiti he sought out his grand father, Alehandro, he was a famous boxer-forehead-wiper. And a very well to do man, that taught garbage collecting at a local, and the only, college in the area.

When Francois found his grandfather, his grandfather said this; "My grandson no be garbage collector in Italy! My grandson be much man in family when he be movie rewinder at blockbuster!" And with these touching words of kindness from his grandfather Francois went out with a new goal.

To find a wife.

Geneva was a young woman living in Germany. But she didn’t like Germany, because all the Germanies made fun of her because she didn’t have big pastries. All the other Germany children had very big pastries, made in very big pastry factories, each owned individually by their parents throughout Germany and some of Europe.

Tired of all the torment, Geneva went to kill herself. She jumped off the Golden Gate bridge and accidentally landed on a barge liner headed for Tahiti with new shipments of cloths for wiping boxer foreheads.

And so on that fateful day Francois and Geneva didn’t meet. Instead Francois met a girl named Evengelia, and Geneva fell off the barge liner and met a giant squid named MERTIGHORGIBORG. The two couples lived happily ever after in neighboring yellow submarines.

Or did they….?