Date: September 8, 2009
Listening To: Candles by Within Temptation

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Dear Mr. Barack Hussein Obama II(as says Wikipedia),

This is a collective thank you from three VHS course members who are greatly appreciative for your speech later today. It is going to alter our class schedules which will keep us out of our Honors Economics class for however long your speech will take. We would greatly thank you for making this speech as long and as slow as possible. Today in Honors Economics, with our teacher Mr. Farmer, we will have to hand in our excruciatingly long homework about the fascinating book 'Naked Economics.' The real Gabriella(not the one writing this email) would like to say 'that despite this, I actually value my education.' Deja(writing this email) and Jendara would like to say that 'we could not care less.'

Thank you again, Comrade, Mr. President Obama.
From your three BFF's currently enrolled in VHS:
Deja, Gabriella, and Jendara

P.S. We would like to collectively say that we are not, in fact, communists.

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Two of my friends and I were incredibly bored in a double tech period. Yes, we honestly sent that to some secretary's e-mail. Five minutes later, we heard our tech teacher (who we forwarded it to) scream "You actually sent that?!" He made us retract the e-mail, but it made my day...no, my week XD