“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what‘s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.”

- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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You start with order and you end in chaos; this is my life’s goal. I bring chaos to order. I open things that should be closed and I close things that should be open. I hide keys and I steal socks.

Not that I have to do much any more, people loose their keys all on their own and washing machines get rid of socks without my help. Soon enough people won’t need my help to create chaos. Irrelevance becomes me.

Thank god.