“Ghetto” talk is demeaning.

By Robert Kingett.

Authors note. I'm not racist. I'm honestly not. I in fact like black people so much I even have black friends! If I were being racist, I would make that quite clear with phrases like “shit skin” and “nigger.” But I'm not. As a matter of fact, I honor the race. They took a lot of shit from our asses for years before the civil war, so they have a right to bitch. So, if you’re a black person... (By the way I will never use African American because it's so stereotypical…) reading this, don’t email me and say I'm a racist. You don’t know me, and you, by calling me racist, are being prejudice yourself. Not to mention your being a presumptuous cock as well. So to all you people, who think I'm racist, piss off.

Do you all believe in the freedom of speech? I do. I'm a huge advocator of the constitution. I like the fact that here in the United States we can have the freedom to be whatever we want to be. People don’t seem to know we have this kind of freedom because there are so many followers in the world, also known as people who don’t think for themselves. We all have the right to be who we want to be, but I think some people take it a little to far.

Did you all know there is actually such a thing as Black English? I didn't until I looked it up. I thought that was actually interesting, and that's what I want to focus on today, or rant about.

I just want to say that I think it's overused. You don’t see lawyers going around going “what's up dog?” Nah. Doesn't work. Why is this? I'm not sure, but I think it's just useless. How much fucking harder is it to just say “hi? How are you?” is it the same as moving a car? It shouldn’t be, but since you all want to be cool, and use phrases that no one can understand, you want to use cool phrases right? Go to hell. The less intelligent you sound, the more power to you I say. To your “homies” it may sound cool but try saying “I'm in da hood” when applying for a job. It's not going to fly.

“Where did you reside in your last residence?”

“Well, you see homie, I be in da hood wit ma homies, and we be chilling and shit dawg, so can I get the job now?”

Let me tell you exactly what he's thinking at this very moment…. Hell fucking NO!

I understand it's a “black thing” but don’t email me bitching that I'm white, so I wouldn't understand. I know what the hell I'm talking about even if I'm not black. If you would just listen to me and not jump to conclusions like about 89% of you dip shits reading this will, you would know that I have a point here. Some dip shit emailed me about it yesterday when I was in a chat room talking about it

“You just think its dumb cuz you be white.”

Well god damn talk about being a racist. I don’t think it's dumb, I just think it's overused. There are some black people I know who think I'm “gay” because I “talk white.” well, let me just say this. At least I can be heard and fucking understood. At least I don’t have people staring at me when I open my mouth to spew out some street shit. When I talk, people nod, and smile, and even laugh occasionally. Hmm, want to know why that is? I use fucking complete sentences! Don’t you even feel a little like a dumbass when you’re being stared at by a blank look? It would be fucking embarrassing to me, but hey, being cool is the shit, right? It's just like in schools. Why would you walk into a class room, for example and blurt out “wut up ma peeps?” don’t you want to be respectful and also be showing how sophisticated you can be, and not be “cool?” you would think that would be the main goal, but hey. Getting good marks on your school record is nothing compared to being cool, and having no recommendations, right? Yeah. You go ahead and be cool while I get my scholarship, jackass.

Also… if you’re in someone's house wouldn't you want to present yourself in the most sophisticated way possible? I've seen so many of my black friends make themselves look like idiots because they want to be cool, so they use street talk, and when the person gives them a quizzical look they wonder why the person thinks that my friend is stupid. I think that ghetto talk should only be reserved for close friends or just within family residence. I honestly hate hearing the shit all the time. Don’t people know how retarded they sound by saying it in a school, or the work place? Save it for friends and family. Shut your half wit pie holes. Your making yourself look like a cum chucking bastard anyway. When you can say a whole sentence, come back and talk to me.

Let’s just face fact’s here. If you want to get into college you don’t want to have an essay spelled out in “ghetto type.” Do you? Nah, wait, what the hell am I saying! Of course you fucking do! You want to show the people that not only can you make about 56 people go what the fuck? You, like every other cool person out there, want to make yourself a shit chucking ape! Yeah homies! If I were on that committee, I wouldn't even send you a letter saying you weren’t accepted. I would just send you shit in an envelope. Great usage of the word homie though. You’re bound to get that scholarship yet! Hell, keep typing like that and you just may work for Microsoft in a few years!

People do it in emails as well. I actually have to sit there and stare at the fucking screen for about three minutes when I get an email entirely filled with shit, also known as ghetto or black talk. It takes me longer to read that illegible email then to read a fully correctly spelled email with long sentences. Plus it seems to dim your intelligence level to me anyway. If I don’t know you that is. What a fucking kick ass first impression huh? I'm not bitching about the spelling either, so don’t have a shit and say “but Robert…. You misspell words all the time.” That's not what the fuck I'm talking about. I'm talking about emails that look like this….

“Yo brotha, wut up dawg it's be me, yo home boi J, nice krib you be having dawg, we pimpin’ dat shit lata, aight peeps. Word!

I usually just sit there and stare at emails like this, and I'm thinking one thing as I actually try and decipher, yes I said decipher, because you’re not reading words, your reading gibberish. Cool gibberish at that. So after I read, err, decipher the email. The first thought that comes to mind is… Okay, what the fuck did he just say?

On another note. I'm sick of black people making fun of my speech. What, just because I actually say a fucking real sentence that makes me dumb? No. saying “I would like to hurt you… “In my opinion anyway, sounds way more intelligent than “yo brotha, ma homies and I be poppin’ a cap in yo ass lata in da hood. A’light?” yeah… so what the fuck did you just say again? So many black people immediately think I'm a gay fag or something because of my speech. Well I, unlike you, like sounding intelligent and have people respect me when I speak. That's just me though; sorry I'm not a shit head.

Seriously, if you’re a black person don’t you want to be viewed as an upstanding citizen who has fucking brains at the workplace and or at school? You would think, but hell, everyone wants to be cool these days, so who the fuck cares if we look like dumbasses that can't type or talk for shit? We want to look fucking cool and be a retard at the same time! Awesome goal there guys. Seriously, I applaud all people who strive to be the biggest dumbass. It makes my day.

There's a time and a place for everything, and I don’t think that school is the place you want to where a due rag or “bling bling.” Okay…. So you want to look all flashy? Good luck with getting a job then dumbass. I just think that ghetto talk should be used only amongst friends, and not in the class room. Sure you look cool saying it, but you know what else you look like as well? A fucking cum chucking dumbass. Don’t you want to sound even half way intelligent? I do, hence why I never say that kind of shit. You would do well to follow my example. I'm not saying this because I'm white, and hate black people, which I don’t. I'm saying it because, unlike all you homies and “nigas,” I want to get a job. So, my last words are, speak fucking properly! Peace out.