Things that piss me off…

By Robert Kingett.

Do not say this has been done before. I know it has, but I just want to share some of my tirades.

This is a list of various things that piss me off about people in general. Yes, I bitch about black people, but jus read it before emailing me. Hope you enjoy.

Things that piss me off…

When black people cry racist because I have an opinion.

Your damn right I'm going to have a fucking opinion, that's kind of what the constitution is for. I guess humans today forgot that because their too busy spewing out racist shitty arguments, huh? I'm not a racist, dip shits. If you don’t even know what being racist is, then fuck you

People who say, “are you going to eat that?” when I get my lunch.

Of course I'm going to eat it. It's lunch. Its food, dumbass. No, that's not what I'm going to do at all. I'm going to shove it up my ass and walk around all day like that, and I'm going to put it in my hair too! No wait, I'm not going to eat it. I'm just going to look at it and drool over it as a normal person would. Yes I'm going to eat it. Go die.

People who say I don’t try when I obviously am.

What, I'm not trying? Then why don’t I have a zero in this class? I believe I have a 67 in here. Yes, dumbass, I know I'm not passing, but I'm trying. If I weren’t trying, trusting me, you would be being shit, literally, instead of homework.

People who say “want to go do something?” when I come to their houses.

No. I don’t want to do something. That's why I came over and chose to hang out with you I don’t want to do anything at all, that's why I walked all the way over here. I want to stare at your ugly ass all day.

Blind people who think they can see… even in a blind school.

What, you can see? Holy fucking shit, then why are you even here? Okay, so you can see, huh? Walk around all day with no cane and help at all. Let’s see how good your sight is when you get bumps on your head, jackass.

People who say “waiting for someone?” when standing around waiting on someone.

Um, let me think about this one. Am I waiting on someone? Well, even though I'm standing here, and have been for about 10 minutes now, I think I'm stripping and pole dancing and fucking a goose all at the same time, but I don't know though, friend. What am I doing?

People who pretend that fiction is real.

Now, I know human brains have upgraded to shit these days, but there has to be a line drawn somewhere! Hello, dumbasses, it's why it's called fiction! Ever notice that no one else can see vampires walking around, and notice how no one else sees Edward and or Bella? Want to know why that is? I know this may be a fucking tough concept to get, but guess what? Their fiction! Oh, holy fucking shit! That's why they are called fiction people. No wait… I'm wrong. There are two kinds of people who can see the daemons and or vampires and or Bella and Edward. They are a 5 year old, and dip shits.

And that about raps it up all! Let me know what you all think? Okay?