DuMpEd

Summary: I don't want Mr. Right; I don't want a Prince Charming; and I definatly don't want a wannabe Romeo at my door trying to woo me. I just wanna be me, I wanna date guys and dump 'em and have a blast with my friends. I mean that's why High School's all about right? Right. Too bad Mr. Right, Prince Charming, and Romeo all want ME. Ugh, this is a sickening love trigle...circle...thing.

CLAIMER: Characters, plotline, and basically everything in this story is mine unless otherwise indicated. If anything seems similar to any other story here on this lovely site, I apologize and assure you I'm not trying to steal you're work and all of this is coming from my head...and some events based off of my life. Or, I'm going to stab you with a Baskin Robbins plastic spoon and demand that you take it off if I feel like YOU have copied me. Sooo yeah. That's bascially it.

We all know what it feels like to be dumped. The sudden physical pain that comes along with the emotional torture. The "not gonna care about anything cuz my life is over" additutde. And don't forget the "I'm going to do nothing but mope around and be depressed and make everyone feel bad for me" life style. Though then something happens and we get over it, and we're back to who we were before the relationship. You know the one? The person you were before that "special someone" came along to "fall in love with you" and change everything. But, then we find someone new and the procedure will begin over again. Sad.

I have done my best to never enter this whirl wind nightmare that most everyone would call "relationships". Its not that I don't date or anything, I mean come on! I'm a healthy, outgoing teenager! Of course I'm going to date! And I generally went to great leangths to get what I wanted. Unfortunitly for the guy, I liked the chase better than I liked the catch. I was like a cat with the mouse, chase it, catch it, play with it, and when it dies, I leave it where someone else can clean up the mess. Okay, that's a little over exaggerating. I mean, I never date them long enough for them to get attached. There was only one lucky boy who got a whole week outta me, and then I was off to something more shiny.

Needless to say I went through boys like I went through water and most of the female population at my school hated me. But hey, it wasn't my fault that girls couldn't keep a leash on their men. Of course, if my reign of terror were to continue, there wouldn't be a story worth reading, and as life would go, there is always a story worth reading. So as any story would go, my power and goal to destroy men was turned upside down by the most unlikely of all guys. (And yes, I do mean guys. Plural.) That one guy that got me all tense. That one guy that got me all knoted up inside. And that other one guy that changed me just a bit. Damn I hate those one guys. So lets start at the beginning, two years ago, freshmen year of high school.

"...you're breaking up with me?!" I think it was his eyes that got me to notice him for the first time. He had really dark lashes, but bright, bright icy blue eyes. They made me want to shiver, made me want to grip his jet black hair and kiss him like there was no tomorow. But his personality was a bore fest. He was too serious, too cynical, too ugh. Yeah, I liked them smart but hell, if you can't laugh at a joke that us simpleton's created, then you're soooo not my type. "We haven't even gone out for a week!"

I gave him a bored look, placing my hands on my hips. "Hmm yeah, I know. Too bad, I really like your eyes." I replied without a care in the world. He looked sorta confused and I pressed forewards. "Look, Hyrum, I just don't think we went about this the right way you know? I mean, you're really nice to me and everything, but there just isn't any chemistry between us! We come from totally TWO different groups of people. And, well, we just don't click."

He glared at me. "What do you mean two different groups of people?"

"...you're smart...and I'm..." I paused, looking for the right word. I was smart, I mean I got all A's without really trying, but I liked having fun more than I liked talking about academics. I liked being goofy, and sponatinious. I liked adventure and getting scared at horror movies. He...well..didn't.

"You're not dumb Sky." He warned me suddenly, "if thats why you're breaking up with me, because you feel infirior to me, that's just crazy!" He gripped my shoulders tightly, giving me a small shake. "You are smart, and very pretty!"

"Yeah but, I like doing crazy random things and being goofy and acting like I'm twelve rather than fifteen! And you like doing calm stuff were you act like your thrity instead of fifteen! Don't you get it Hyrum! When we went paintballing you got pissed cuz we got paint on your shoes! But that's what it was about! And I was soo bored at that museum you took me too! We just don't have fun cuz...we don't like what the other one does." I stared down at the ground, feigning sadness. He'd get over being pissed at me if he thought this was eating me up inside. Yeah, I knew how to play the game even back then.

"Oh..."

"I really like you Hyrum! I really do! You're so smart, and so sensitve! But..."

"We just don't click." He finished for me, finally seeing things my way. Good, I so did not wanna have to start crying and mess up my make-up. I hated replying eyeliner.

"Please say we can still be friends." I whispered, looking up slowly. "Oh please, don't hate me."

Or maybe it was his smile, the big loopsided goofy one that I was attracted to. It drove me crazy and I had to smile back, no matter what. But this one didn't reach his eyes. "Yeah, of course we can." It was a lie. He would avoid me, wouldn't talk to me, but it was okay. I knew this one would happen.

I hugged him, pretending to be relieved, "I'm soo happy we can stay friends. I care about you sooo much!"

Two weeks later he transfered to a private school.

HEY! In all fairness Hyrum had told me his parents were planning on sending him to a private school anyway, they didn't like "public school education" and what not. But he'd been fighting to stay here, but I guess they just won out in the end. It wasn't my fault okay! If he would have really wanted to stay at this school, he would've. Though, I would miss his eyes and smile. They were great.

Fresmen year I kept my game kinda small. I mean, I wasn't even allowed to technically date anyone by my parents rules. And hanging out with guys outside of school? Big no no. So of course when I went paintballing and went to the musem with Hyrum, I told them I was going with a bunch of my female friends. They were okay with that, they knew I was crazy and spaztic like that. And knew my friends were just as weird. Speaking of friends...

"So, who's the next unlucky victum that you plan to ensnare?" Maddeline Kempt was my best friend, and my oldest friend. We'd met in second grade and hit it off nicely. I had a fro and I guess she thought it was cool. After thrid grade though, I transfered elementary schools and didn't see her again until Middle School. It was strange that we met up again, but at the same time, really cool. After that, we'd been the best of friends since. And I loved her dearly.

"Unlucky? Why do you say unlucky!?! Its a very lucky chance that they get to date me!" I cried, glaring at her from across the lunch table. "I mean come on, its me!"

"Yeah, unlucky." Maddy concluded, opening her chocolate milk.

"What's unlucky?" My other best friend, Cali Olsters, plopped down at our table, a plate louded with random foods from the line.

"Sky's next victum" Maddy stated, stealing a fry off of Cali's plate. "Poor Hyrum, made him move and everything, but of course that's not enough to sate her hunger."

"Hey, he was nice, senstive, and cute. But just not for me." I protested.

"And then you stomped on his heart after you courted him so carefully!" Cali giggled. Yes they found this all rather amusing. Maddy didn't think real boys were worth her time and Cali was too shy to even consider flirting with a guy. And that, and she liked fake anime boys too much as well. Don't get me wrong, I had my fair shair of fake anime boyfriends too. But I could mold their personalities to suit me better than I could any real boy. And it was fun!

"Shuddup." I stuck out my tongue before shoveling a spoon full of mashed potatoes into my mouth. Mmm, mashed potatoes. How I love thee.

"So anyway, who's this unlucky guy?"

I rolled my eyes, swallowed, and cleared my throat. "You know the football captain-"

"NO WAY! A SENIOR!?" They both cried in unison.

I raised my hand for quiet. "As I was saying. The football captians little brother Jacob?"

They both let out relieved sighs. "You're going after him next? Doesn't he have a girlfriend?" Maddy smirked.

"...I like his hair." Was my only reply.

They both laughed. Like I said, when I saw what I wanted, I went through great leangths to get it. No female was about to stand in my way. Unless they were apart of my personal posse. That was the only time I didn't go after the shiny toy. And I never dated a guy that they did. And Jessica Lemton was sooo not apart of my personal posse. Besdies, her ego needed a check, and I knew the exact way to do it.

"Don't you ever feel bad about destroying girls? And guys?" Cali asked around a mouthful of food.

Maddy laughed before I could reply. "Its Skylee! Remember? The man eater? She doesn't care who she steps on to get what she wants! That's why we love her."

I batted my eyelashes and then began scanning the lunchroom. "...has anyone seen Gage?"

Gage was the final part of my personal posse. And it was a boy. He was the only boy I could never date outside of my family. It wasn't because he was gay or anything, he was just...Gage. There was something about him that just made him off limits to me. Hell, it wasn't even the fact that he had a girlfriend he was "in love with". I just...couldn't date him. It would be wrong...taboo....like dating my cousin or someething.

"Yeah, he's with Haily." Cali stated. "Making out behind the gym. Wanna go bug him?"

Haily was Gage's girlfriend since seventh grade. They adored each other, and two years of steady lovin, I had to give 'em props. Most people in college couldn't even do that. But if they got married, I was gonna gag!

"Nah. They hardly get to see each other any more since Haily got grounded. Lets just leave them alone." I replied, pushing my tray of food away and starting on my own chocolate milk. Oh chocolate milk, how I kinda love thee. "Lets go see what Jacob is up too." I smirked, downed the rest of my cow liquid and stood. "I wanna see what I'm up against with this "girlfriend" of his."

Cali and Maddy rolled their eyes in unison before standing up as well. We all threw our trays away and headed outside to the practice field. Of course thats where you would find Jacob Mallee, playing tag football with a bunch of other JV jocks. And on the sidelines were all the JV cheerleaders, the leader being Jessica Lemton. There was no reason for me to not like her, I mean she was nice and everything. But it was that fake kind of niceness. The one were she's friends with everyone in front of their face and talks crap about them behind their back. She'd never done anything to me, and I doubt she ever talked about me, (I would find out with my many connections) she had no reason too. But I soooo needed to kick her down off her high and mighty throne.

"Hey Jessica!" I bounced over to the group of girls, leaving Cali and Maddy to watch me at work. Jessica turned around, giving me a cheerful smile.

"SKYLEE!" She squealed in that high pitch false voice that made me wanna wring her neck. Wow, I'm really not a nice person when it comes right down to it. Maybe I should fix that. Maybe...

"I have a question for you!" I pulled away from the brief hug we shared and cocked out my hip. "You and Jacob? Are you dating?"

I saw the hesitation, and then came the narrowing of the eyes. "Why?" She asked slowly.

"OH! Cuz that's the rumor I heard going around, so you know me. I like to investigate everything I hear! So I bounced right over to you to ask!" I gave her a dazzeling smile, a cheesy one that indicated that I would be all to thrilled to know it was true.

"Oh...well...no. Not really. I mean, I like him. But he hasn't asked me out yet..." She hung her head in shame.

My grin vanished instantly. Now, you see, it wasn't that I wanted to be THAT girl. You know, the queen bitch tard of the school. If anything, I just wanted to have fun! But these girls have issues. They sink their perfectly manicured fingernails into a guy and spit posinious acid at any girl that tries to come near said guy. I just felt like that I needed to remind them that they were all human. And they couldn't always have what they wanted. Now, you'd think by now the girls would have banned together and totally kicked my ass and take something I wanted away from e. Too bad that what I wanted was constantly in fluax.

"OH! Why don't you just ask him out yourself? I read this article thing that said that 79% of the time, guys love it when the girl makes the first move!" I stated truthfully.

"...What if he thinks I'm a tramp? Or too easy? Or-"

"JAAAAAAAAACOB!" I cried, waving my hand. "C'mere!"

The blond boy on the field looked to the sidelines, looking a bit dazed and confused. He tore off his flags, dropping them to the ground and headed for us.

At this Jessica covered her face and blushed madly. "What are you doing!" She groaned, hitting my shoulder.

"Hey, whats up." Jacob stopped right in front of us, wipping the sweat from his brow.

I couldn't help but grin. "Jessie has something she wants to ask you." I stated. We both turned towards her.

"No! I don't!" She squeaked.

I rolled my eyes, wow she really was going to make this too easy. Oh well, you snooze you loose. "Fine! I have something I want to ask you." I could feel the sudden fear rediating off of her. "Jacob? Will you go out with me?"

Everything seemed to slow down as he gave me a large grin. It was cute, but I'd seen better. "Wow Sky, I didn't know you liked me. Of course!" He chuckled, leaned over and gave me a kiss on the cheek. "See ya!"

And with that, I spun on my heels, ignoring Jessica Lemton, and headed back to my two besties.

As you have already probably guessed, my relationship with Jacob didn't last all that long. He was a jock through and through and I couldn't tolerate his arrogance...or ignorance. So, by weeks end (yep, he was the one that got a whole week) I broke up with him. He was a little miffed, but he found comfort in the arms of Jessica. Which didn't exactly give her a boost, when she was constantly reminded he chose to date me rather than her in the first place, and was only with her because I got bored. No, I wasn't the one that did the reminding, it was the entire school.

And you would totally think this pea brain girl would totally hate me, and want nothing more than my demise. But of course I came up to her, explaining the whole situation as "I just wanted to prove to you that he wouldn't think you a tramp and I knew you'd get jealous and take a stand. I'm sorry to hurt you and blah, blah, blah, blah." And she ate it all up. I found it remotely sad, but it was good that she didn't try for the whole revenge thing. It was easier that way.

The rest of ninth grade was set in a repeat motion of just that. I dated, I dumped, and I didn't care. I had fun with my friends and made the most out of life. And before I knew it, summer had come and gone and I was a sophemore. And again, through that year, I dated, I dumped, adn I didn't care. So we're just gonna skip all that, and head straight into my Junior year of high school. Where the boys decided to make everything so much more complicated.

And they were supposed to get stupider with age...

A/N: I'm in desperate need of a beta! Cuz, well, for some strange reason my microsoft word doesn't work on my computer (I don't understand either) and my spell check ability is limited. Mostly cuz I'm lasy. Therefor I would love you for ever and a half if you helped me out with this situation. Also, REVIEW please! I love reviews, they make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Tell me what you think! Thanks! XP