Danseuse sans Vetements

Oh, you lovely strip club dancer!

Such a hot and sexy prancer.

Writhing on a steel pole

to blaring rock’n’roll.

Queen of exotic strippers,

making men big tippers.

As they lust and cheer

your curves front and rear.

With your costume mostly skin,

and a G-string to put dollars in.

But time is a sneaky thief,

your earning years are brief.

So what will you do for cash

when you’re too old to flash?

(The title is French for "Female Dancer Without Clothing." I made it up and I think it has more class than "Stripper." Maybe it will catch on.