I kissed A Ghoul- Parody of I kissed A Girl.

My boyfriend died in a car crash,

Because of an ice storm

His SUV was now some trash

Lost all that was warm.

I went to his tombstone

And saw that freakish thing

He was all, skin and bone

Grave Desecrating.

I kissed a ghoul and I loathed it.

He really needs a pack of breath mints.

I kissed a ghoul just to try it.

My boyfriend’s dead, I can’t deny it.

He felt so cold

In the fall night

That I almost died of fright

I kissed a ghoul and I loathed it.

I loathed it.

Interspecies relationships

Just make me queasy

Thinking about kissing that fiend’s lips

Made me uneasy.

Yes, He’s a, Grave robber

Who feasts on the flesh of the dead.

Almost a heart-stopper.

It’s still in my head.

I kissed a ghoul and I loathed it.

He really needs a pack of breath mints.

I kissed a ghoul just to try it.

My boyfriend’s dead, I can’t deny it.

He felt so cold

In the fall night

That I almost died of fright

I kissed a ghoul and I loathed it.

I loathed it.

Those ghouls, they really freak me out

Pale skin, sharp teeth, without a doubt

Hard to enjoy, but time’s run out.

Too bad to deny it.

Gave me the creeps, and made me sick.

I kissed a ghoul and I loathed it.

He really needs a pack of breath mints.

I kissed a ghoul just to try it.

My boyfriend’s dead, I can’t deny it.

He felt so cold

In the fall night

That I almost died of fright

I kissed a ghoul and I loathed it.

I loathed it.