A/N: well, this is my yearlong project! A whole year of quotes from us lot. Note that I get refered to as "Dani", "Dandan", and "Jayd." this starts on MSN (in summer) and will end... next summer. xD Hopefully, I just covered everything in my short A.N. Oh - and 'Bingo' isn't her real name... xD

1.

Dani: I was reading an article which said, '“Pfft,” you spit, like some sort of llama,' and I think I exploded.
Bingo: Hang on, every time I 'pfft' I’m spitting like a llama?! The horra!
Dani: apparently so. you llama!
Bingo: I learnt it from you, Danillama!

2.

Dani: I choose you, pikachu!
Steven: hello...
Dani: ...oh, hey!
Steven: are you a demon?
Dani: no, I’m Dani, a full supporter of catmeatman.

3.

Dani: bingollama! Stevenllama refuses the new name!
Bingo: Tsk, Dani! He’s Satanic Steven now!

4.

Bingo: Amusing, but confusing (I'd stop rhyming but I'm refusing).

5.

(on MSN)
Dani: (pokes in the eye)
Chris: OWWWWWW!
Dani: What the - ? Dude, are you crying?
Chris: You poked me in the eye!
Dani: I did no such thing! (pokes in the eye again)

6.

Chris: How can you hate hugs?
Dani: they’re hugglish!
Chris: ...
Dani: Hugglish is a language!
Chris: Haha!
Dani: Are you laughing at the hugglers?!
Chris: Yeah, ‘cause I’m cool.
Dani: Yeah, you’re a block of ice.

7.

Dani: Why are you laughing?!
Chris: ‘Cause I want to.
Dani: It’s not safe. The snail will eat you.
Chris: ...

8.

Dani: That emotion is bald. And shiny. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Later...
Dani: What is that little bald dude doing?!

9.

Karla: You like Taylor Swift?!
Dani: Yep!
Karla: ARGH!
Dani: ...Wait till I tell you I like High School Musical.

10.

Steven: Just about everything I say is deep-fried in sarcasm.
Dani: That’s so unhealthy!
Steven: and served with a side-dish of sarcasm and bitterness.
Dani: What happened to wit?
Steven: I use wit as a sauce.
Dani: awesomesauce.
Steven: ...I use that sometimes too.
(He just described an entire meal? o.O)

11.

Dani: I feel the need to prod. (Prod)
Amy: (Poke)
Dani: OW! What was that for?!
Amy: You prodded me!
Dani: (prod)

12.

(Discussing Robert Pattinson)
Dani: He wants to be a woman.
Amy: Maybe he’s slowly changing sex.
Dani: ...

13.

(Amy’s doing a Twilight quiz)
Amy: I’ll do yours now.
Dani: Amy! Do my what? My mom’s watching!

14.

Later...
Amy: I’ll find out Edward’s Goth name.
Dani: We all know he was Goth once... or a woman.

15.

Amy: How about your Lord of the Rings name?
Dani: Okay...
Amy: You’re Legolas!
Dani: But I used to crush on Legolas! This makes looking in the mirror kind of awkward...

16.

Amy: Yay! Lostprophets on Kerrang! The video always makes me laugh!
Dani: Why?
Amy: When they scream, they look constipated...

17.

Amy: There’s a huuuuuge bruise on my leg!
Dani: From what?
Amy: I don’t know.
Dani: Ah, you got hit by a giant marshmallow.

18.

Amy: Will you be 00jade?
Dani: No, I’ll use my penname.
Amy: JaydIsAPotato?
Dani: NO! ... It’s JaydIsACarrot. Geez, get it right.

19.

Dani: It said sign up would take 30 seconds, but it took forty!

20.

Dani: What the hell?! ‘I only have one thought per think’?! Wanna explain the fundamentality’s of that?
Bingo: No. I don’t have a clue what it means, see...

21.

Bingo: Clean Walls + Yummy Cake + Hungry Me = Eating.
Dani: I don’t think that’s sanitary. Or hygienic. Or normal.

22.

Dani: Bingollama?
Bingo: Danillama?
Dani: Is that really you...?
Bingo: no.
Dani: WHAT

23.

Dani: I cannot get comfortable on my behind.
Bingo: ARGH! I was just about to say, ‘my rear aches.’
Dani: Great minds have the same... butt pain?

24.

Bingo: I’m at a restaurant and I’m starving!
Dani: You have your phone out at a restaurant?!
Bingo: Well my parents are waiting for everyone else to show up and I needed a distraction from my hunger.
Dani: Oh, I’m just a distraction now?!

25.

Bingo: I’m so excited for your new cousin! I feel like I have a new cousin... which is weird...
Dani: ...You stole my cousin?!

26.

Dani: And then there was none.
Chris: I thought there were two...
Dani: No, there is none! This is all just a figment of your imagination!

27.

(He was playing Truth or Dare with another mate.)
Matt Coppo: Everyone! Just to let you know, I caught an STD off a monkey at the zoo!
Dani: I knew it!

28.

Fergal: I’m a horrible, horrible person!
Dani: I completely agree!
Fergal: Oh. I was kind of hoping you’d tell me otherwise.
Dani: Oh, sorry, hang on... You’re a wonderful horrible person!

29.

Fergal: Toodles!
Dani: Noodles!
Fergal: Poodles!
Dani: Erm...Shampoodles?
Fergal: I win, that’s not a word!
Dani: Crud.

30.

Matt: I will make the Everlong Pilgrimage (to a Foo Fighters concert.) using a Dandan! ...I mean a Tomtom.

31.

Dani: You went to Wales, right?
Matt: Indeed.
Dani: how was it?
Matt: good, thanks.
Dani: meet any sheep?
Matt: indeed, killer sheep.
Dani: who did they kill?
Matt: nobody but... THEY WERE KILLER SHEEP!
Dani: How did you know?!
Matt: THEY HAD BIG BADGES SAYING "I AM A KILLER SHEEP. BAAAA!".
Dani: Oh. Well... That's kinda weird.

A/N: Erm... yes... Killer Sheep, eh? Watch out for 'em! Hey, IS 'Shampoodles' a word? Review? I'll post once a week every (checks the day) saturday!!