A/N: Well, this took time. D: I managed to update, okay, Bingo?! Happy now? (She probably isn't, but meh.) Lots of one-liners this time..

301.

Dani: I would (do the Maths question) if someone let me borrow their calculator!
Jess: (hands over the calculator)
Dani: See? Jess is nice.
Jess: Only because I don’t want to show my dark side.
Rhys: She’s saving that for later...

302.

Liz: (looking at a Map) What’s the - ? Ireland’s shrunk!
Shell: That’s only Northern Ireland...
Liz: Oh.

303.

Mr. Virgo: ...And that means the crops will keep growing -
Dani, Jess: Yay! (look at each other in surprise)

304.

Mr. Virgo: One of the worst scenerios –
Dani, Jess: Scenarios.
Mr. Virgo: (pause) Sorry.

305.

Mr. Virgo: ...And that is why radiators are by windows.
Class: (applause)

306.

Mr. Virgo: I’m going to do you, Natasha, and then I’m going to do the other Natasha!

307.

Jess: Shell, put it in!
Dani: Eh?!

308.

Jess: (coughs)
Random Person: Bless you.
Jess: ...That was a cough.

309.

Dionne: A sneeze is eight percent of an orgasm.
Class, Mr. Virgo: (silent blinking)

310.

Jess: Stop rocking the table or I’ll rock your head... Wait, what?

311.

Jess: Dani!
Dani: Jess!
Jess: Where (makes a stuck CD Noise) will you (Stuck CD Noise) be at (Stuck CD Noise) Lunch?
Dani: (weird look) Fixing your CD Player, apparently.

312.

Shell: Apparently, I’m going to join a cult.
Liz: All hail the coconut!

313.

(We call Shell a Zulu or a Coconut – though I’m not sure why.)
Liz: How do you spell ‘coconut’? (looks in fear at Shell)
Shell: What?! You can’t spell that?!
Liz: Well, excuse me for not being Zulu!
Shell: (starts writing up application form)

314.

Dani: (colouring in a map) England looks diseased with all these blotches...
Jess: I’ve got tamagotchis!
Dani: ... I said ‘blotches’!

315.

Amy: (To the tune of ‘I Love You, Baby’.) I love you Twilight, and if it’s quite alright, I’m on Team Jakeward because I can’t decide...

316.

(A pen flies at Jess)
Jess: (throws the pen at Amy)
Amy: Kate threw that, you bimbo!
Jess: I’m not blonde!

317.

Ben: I can’t get it up!

318.

Rhys: Mark, I don’t have tits to feel.

319.

Jess: I’ve got 1, 000, 000 on Vampire Wars because I’ve got ten bums...

320.

Liz: Britain singing the EU Constitution. No, wait...

321.

Jess: Robert blowed me – blew on me!

322.

Robert: Why didn’t you ask me because I’ve already got mine out.
Jess: Eh?!

323.

Jess: Balls! Of steel!
Robert: (sings) ... In my trousers!

324.

Robert: Maybe you just met a guy with oddly shaped –

Dani: Feet!

325.

Louise: (walks in) something smells in here.
Robert: Well, look who’s just walked in!

326.

Rhys: I’m going to my happy place.
Jess: Want some help getting there?
(o.O)

327.

Jess: (breathing deeply) It’s like I had ten doses in one suck!

328.

bingo: Toodles!
Dani: Noodles!
Bingo: Poodles!
Dani: Shampoodles!
Bingo: Oodles!
Dani: Ohh, deja vu...
Bingo: Your Deja Vu's a snail. I got it right after 'noodles'!

329.

Shell: What do you want me to do? Bow down to Dani?
Dani: Yeah!
Shell: I have a bad back!
Dani: Tough.
Shell: (thinks) I have no back?
Dani: WHAT?!

330.

Liz: Ooh, It's a big one... Whoops.

A/N: I have nothing to say for Liz on 330. Hey, Shell and I have gotten older now (birthday, yes.) Oh, and... now I have to finally go rest before I start getting more quotes. :D Reviews? xD